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December 12th, 2008 by Kevin

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\"\" 61% of American against a bailout.  House Leader Pelosi says not doing a bailout is not an option.  In related news, Pelosi unsure how Congress has a 12% approval rating under her barely detectable leadership.

\"\" The blogosphere is now complete….a blog dedicated to showcasing hot anchor babes.

\"\" Our education system provides a great lesson for our children.  If you fail, just cover it up.

\"\" Unions have decided that maybe it\’s okay if auto makers don\’t have to pay their employees when they aren\’t working….ok they still have to, at least until the worker has laid on his ass for a certain amount of time.

\"\" GM, Chrysler possibly maybe almost willing to be treated like any other business….as long as they receive a huge bailout.

\"\" Israel preparing to strike Iran, US be damned.  Possibility of success : Unfavorable.  Likelihood the US will actually do anything to stop them if they attempt it?  Non-existent.

\"\" Zogby confirms….Obama voters are uninformed morons.  Yet another survey confirms what Zogby found.

\"\" A global warming conference will generate 13,000 tons of carbon.  If the scientific evidence against global warming wasn\’t enough, then the hypocrisy of the global warming hoaxers should be.  Or perhaps these 650 scientists speaking out against the Global Warming hoax.

\"\" An Obama presidency may be the best thing for Bush\’s legacy that there could be.

\"\" Good breakdown of how politicians use the down-trodden to look out for their own.

\"\" To buy those \”12 Days Of Christmas\” gifts would cost $86,000 this year.

\"\" I\’m almost prepared to forgive Burger King for that creepy King character in their commercials.  They\’ve come up with a way to piss off liberals with their latest commercial.

\"\" A probably non-satirical portrayal of how Obama picked his National Security team.

\"\" If only Muslim organizations got half as worked up about actual terrorists, as they do about cartoons, paintings, pictures, or toys depicting them.

\"\" PSA : If you\’ve found a shipping container with 130,000 breast implants that was lost somewhere between Beijing and Sydney, please contact Ralph magazine.

\"\" Amsterdam is closing brothels, sex shops and marijuana cafes to prevent damage to it\’s tourist trade.  I strongly suspect it will have the exact opposite effect.

\"\" You\’d think with Democrats now firmly in control, conservative radio hosts would be content with the additional material and audience their show will naturally draw.  Apparently not, as Medved as completely lost it and started attacking Rush Limbaugh.  Chances that will end will for Medved?? 0%

\"\" So when it\’s Republicans misbehaving it\’s evidence of a Culture of Corruption©.  When it\’s Democrats misbehaving it\’s putting your superiors in \”an uncomfortable position\”.  Nope, no bias here.

\"\" Liberal \”tolerance\”….it\’s a beautiful and slightly disturbing thing.

\"\" Imagine that…homeowners that were irresponsible with their original mortgage didn\’t do so well with their government assisted mortgage either.

\"\" The old Greek mythological tales of the Gods were full of the Gods fighting and backstabbing each other.  So why should Obama\’s cast of characters on Mt. Olympus be any different?

\"\" Joe the Plumber didn\’t like McCain at all.  Wow, well since conservatives didn\’t even like McCain, does this really surprise anyone??  Seriously.

\"\" SCHOOL SCANDAL!!!  A school is letting kids know that instead of just curling up in a ball and waiting for a school shooter to kill them, it\’s okay to at least try to defend yourself.  That\’s it….that\’s the scandal.  Yeah, our education system is completely fucked….and they\’re raising the biggest generation of feel-good pansies ever.

\"\" A new source of stem cells has been found….harvesting them from men\’s testicles.  According to the German researcher that figured it out, there is absolutely no ethical problem with this new source.  Hmmmm, I know the Germans are hardy, but somehow I think chopping men\’s balls off presents quite a few problems.

\"\" If you took all the pork being pushed on taxpayers by America\’s mayors and put them all in one list using very tiny font, how long you think that list would be?? 100 pages? 500?  Try 803.

\"\" A new police car!!  Pros : It looks really bad ass.  Cons : It\’s gonna be damned impossible for me to pick it out of traffic before he pulls me over for speeding.

\"\" Rezko is singing like a bird.  He\’s dirty as hell and he\’s been friends with Obama for decades.  So Obama is a horrible judge of character and/or he has lots of reasons to be worried.

\"\" Speaking of reasons to be worried.  Obama claims he has had no contact with Blago recently right??  Well photos say otherwise.

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  1. Night Writer Says:

    A new source of stem cells has been found….harvesting them from men’s testicles. According to the German researcher that figured it out, there is absolutely no ethical problem with this new source. Hmmmm, I know the Germans are hardy, but somehow I think chopping men’s balls off presents quite a few problems.

    They’re Germans. They’re planning to get them from the French.