EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 44
December 14th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Drunkguy :5
- NightWriter :5
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- Dan S : 4
- Lloyd :4
- Mall Diva : 3
- Professor_Rackmaster : 2
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Uncle Ben : 1
- Tiger Lilly : 1
- J Ewing : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What is happening here???
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December 15th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Senate District 37 monthly meeting when Kevin takes over as chair. The committe, formed around Kevin’s computer “Deep Thought”, is waiting for the answer on how to take 37B back from the DFL. The answer, of course, is 42.
(Kevin is the second from the right with the ballet slippers)
December 15th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Mrs. Karstensen’s Social Studies class would soon learn where Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis really were.
Or….
Minutes later, a felony occurred and these girls’ PE teacher had provided the evidence to hundreds of fellow teachers and an FBI investigator.
December 15th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Evidence that the public schools aren’t just brain-washing kids into “going green.”
December 16th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Annual gathering of illegal aliens waiting for instructions for world domination from the Home Planet codenamed ‘Neverland’.
December 16th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
These are all genetically engineered natives of the planet Krypton B (the sister planet to our ex-planet Krypton in the Bizarro dimension) who are getting their weekly exposure to a nuclear Kryptonite lamp.
Doctor Deadly Do-Wrong theorizes that these treatments will result super powers that will rival that of Superman, and plans to use these girls to take over the world.
The girls, however, think he is freakish and weird, and plan to kick the Doctors butt as soon as these super powers appear. Then they’ll hit TJ Max and buy some decent clothes.
December 17th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
“Don’t make us angry. You wouldn’t like us when we’re angry.”
December 18th, 2008 at 8:39 am
umpa lumpa training camp…
December 19th, 2008 at 12:59 am
While Drunkguy’s response did leave me laughing, Lloyd found the perfect balance of humor and personal abuse…and manage to work in two Hitchhiker’s Guide references.
In my defense, at least I know where my towel is.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:15 am
You are truely a man to be reckoned with…