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We Get Awesome MPG

April 2nd, 2008 by Kevin

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.*
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.*
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.*Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be American doesn\’t it??

* Yeah, I don\’t know how accurate these figures are but it\’s hardly the point.

[H/T Jordan]

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