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Remember the movie Lord of the Rings?? The trilogy of kickass adventure and mythology by J.R.R. Tolkien and put to film by Peter Jackson?? Wouldn\’t you know that lawyers could find a way to ruin it by turning it into a lesson plan on Property Law. Friggin\’ lawyers…

Laws against communism are apparently cramping the style of some Democrats….wow, why does that not surprise me?

Recent polls have determined who the lucky winners of the 2008 Election Battleground State Lottery are. If you live in Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Virginia, Missouri, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Colorado, Iowa, Nevada, New Mexico or New Hampshire, then you win!! You get to decide if winning is a good thing or a bad thing.

So anyone that has wandered around the rural areas of North Dakota (are there non-rural areas?), knows that there is oil under that soil. The landscape is full of rigs and there are plenty of residents whose income is almost entirely based upon that alone. Well turns out we underestimated how much oil by a factor of 10. Which puts the US oil reserve up close to Saudi Arabia. How do you say \”Suck it asshole\” in Arabic???

So when the western ice shelves of Antarctica start collapsing and Al Gore tells us it\’s because of global warmig, you can tell him to suck on the active volcanoes underneath those ice shelves. Not that a God damn volcano would affect them.

Speak of Al Gore, his disciples put on a Earth Hour where morons turned off their electricity for an hour. Turns out San Fransisco participated and turned off the lights of the San Fransisco Bay Bridge for an hour. Guess how much energy they saved??? Enough to power Al Gore\’s house for 12.7 minutes. Wow, seriously, someone has to start checking his house for a possible marijuana grow operation.

Ok I\’ve made it no secret that I\’d like to raise an army of rabid flying wombats in order to take over the world. However, and I feel this is very important to point out, my wombats will be strictly instructed not to rape people. I hope to eventually be a benevolent dictator, and that\’s hard to do if your wombat area is out raping people.

You define incompetence when your idea of a \”terrorist\” is an Iraqi Kurd who has served US forces as a translator, has awarded the Navy-Marine Corps Achievement Medal and the War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal, and had letters of recommendation written by both Secretary of the Navy Donald C. Winter and General David Petraeus. Good thing our immigration system is in such good shape, otherwise the completely inept INS would probably screw it up.

Welcome to McCain\’s short list for his VP pick.