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MN Militia Announcement

July 17th, 2006 by Kevin

I have been forced by certain recent events to announce a decision by the MN Militia. What makes this announcement unusual is that I have not had the opportunity to consult with the executive committee, much less convene a full summit.

However, my hand has been forced, and as the spokesman of the MN Militia I must speak from our principles.

The official cheese of the Minnesota Militia is Fromunda Cheese.

I am confident that this announcement carries the entire firepower of the MN Militia with it.

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7 Responses

  1. drunkguy Says:

    As communications director and CFO of the MN Militia I STRONGLY support this statement. However I have to ask (children cover your eyes) How the Fuck did this come up?

  2. LearnedFoot Says:

    Sisyphus’ vaunted “principles” led him to choose Gorganzola as his cheese, which might as well be Fumunda cheese.

  3. Sisyphus Says:

    So, Kevin, you’re siding with Foot by choosing the one cheese he eats as often as Wisconsin sharp cheddar.

  4. Kevin Says:

    I cannot sacrifice my principles for the party of cheese.

    If I did we would just have the same pieces of cheese every year.

    If you all want to line up like drones under the banners of cheddar and Gorgonzola, that is your problem!

  5. Sisyphus Says:

    Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola! Gorgonzola!

  6. LearnedFoot Says:

    Sis,

    I bet you support Sue Jeffers too, you traitorous scum.

  7. Sisyphus Says:

    I support principled candidates and principled cheese. Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle! Principle!
    But I think Sue Jeffers may be a little wobbly on the cheeses she serves at Stub and Herbs