MOB Scandal
March 23rd, 2006 by 
Kevin
I must confess to a (blogging) sin. Much like the MSM, I\’ve been sitting on a hot story. But I\’m afraid I simply can\’t sit on it any longer. There is a massive scandal within the MOB.
You see, our own Uncle Ben has become increasingly obsessed with the admittedly attractive (but French) Melissa Theuriau. We\’ve staged interventions and used peer pressure but I must admit it\’s only gotten worse. In retrospect, it was only a matter of time.
Now the whitest white person on the planet has been arrested for…well
![](\"http://www.eckernet.com/images/Uncle_Ben_Arrested.jpg\")
Reports are that as the deviant Uncle Ben was dragged from Melissa\’s front yard he screamed (in French of all languages), \”The Apostate set me up!!\”. Marion Barry was not available for comment.
Let us hope that this is a wakeup call for Uncle Ben. His sentence hearing has yet to be announced by The Mayor, for whom this comes at a particularly bad time, considering his sagging poll numbers due to the ongoing warquagmire between KAR and the Nihilist.
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March 23rd, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Mug shot available here.
It’s sad. Very, very sad.
March 23rd, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Kevin, you’re jumping the gun. I haven’t even gotten there yet. Make no mistake though, I’m fully committed to getting arrested. I hear that French prisons have the best foie gras west of the Rhine.
March 24th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
Brief Script of Uncle Ben’s Far Out Trip to France: The Musical!
Uncle Ben, under the cover of darkness, approaching a young ladies balcony:
A stalking I will go!
A stalking I will go!
Off to see Melissa
A stalki…