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As the online representative of the Minnesota Militia, I\’ve been informed that we\’ve been deficient in our duties as a \”militia\”, especially given the political climate we find ourselves in.  Apparently we\’ve fallen severely behind in our quota of violent hate-mongering, a quota assigned to us by the liberals and the media (Edit : apologies from the Department of Redundancy Department).

I\’ve given the matter all the time it deserves, which regrettably took up all the time I had allocated for waterboarding myself.  Regrettably we\’ll have to deny our supposed obligation to violent outbursts and inappropriate hate-mongering.  You see, we\’re just these guys, you know?  We\’d much prefer sticking to our hobbies, such as camping, hunting, snowmobiling, sharing a frosty beverage, etc.  We stick to our strengths.  Especially since there already groups of people inclined to let their passions run away with their sensibilities, some call them liberals, I call them nuts.

Either way, their exploits are vast and varied…and usually very under-reported, except perhaps by bloggers more commited to truth than bias.  An example of just a few…

• It was not the fear of conservative violence that caused Ann Coulter’s speech to be cancelled this week.
• It was a liberal who bit the finger off a man who disagreed with him on healthcare.
• It was Obama-loving Amy Bishop who took a gun to work and murdered co-workers.
• Joseph Stack flew his plane into the IRS building after writing an anti-conservative manifesto.
• It was liberals who destroyed AM radio towers outside of Seattle.
• It’s liberals who burn down Hummer dealerships.
• It was progressive SEIU union thugs who beat a black conservative man who spoke his mind.
• It’s doubtful that a conservative fired shots into a GOP campaign headquarters.
• In fact, Democrats have no monopoly on having their offices vandalized.
• Don’t forget it was Obama’s friend Bill Ayers who used terrorism as a tool for political change. SDS is still radical, with arrests in 2007 and the storming of the CATO Institute in July 2008.
• It was a liberal who was sentenced to two years for bringing bombs and riot shields to the Republican National Convention in 2008.
• It was a liberal who threatened to kill a government informant who infiltrated her Austin-based group that planned to bomb the RNC.

The list goes on and on and on and on.

We all have our strengths.  I just wish that liberals would stick to their other strength, incoherent hypocritical rambling