Ok, part of the problem with having a webpage is occasionally someone views it. And occasionally they end up contacting me. So to minimize this unfortunate side-effect I\’ve created this FAQ. Any further questions are either dumb or stupid.
Q: What the hell is wrong with you?
A: I haven\’t gotten the test results back yet.
Q: Haven\’t you found anything you don\’t complain about?
A: Not so far, but I\’m open to the possibility
Q: Why haven\’t you updated recently?
A: I thought perhaps you were all capable of independent thought. I\’m sorry, I was very mistaken.
Q: I found some spelling errors
A: Congraulatins on your highst acheevement
Q: Where are you from?
A: Judging by the people I deal with on a daily basis, I live in the Land of Stupid
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: Well standing around looking sexy doesn\’t pay much so I\’m a Software Engineer
Q: You\’ve offended me, I demand you remove your site
A: You offend me, I demand you stick your head in a blender
Q: Can I link to your site?
A: I\’ve been assured it\’s technologically possible
Q: Where do you get your funnies from?
A: The drunken albino midget down the street
Q: Do you accept submissions?
A: No, I delete enough email each week already
Q: If I send you email, is it possible you\’ll post it?
A: If I have any chance of making fun of you, most definitely. Let me put it this way, once your email enters my domain (that I pay for), it\’s my property.
Q: Fill in your question here
A: No…