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Seriously, I should be a prophet…assuming it pays well, of course. Why you ask? Well so far I\’m a freaking genius.

At the beginning of the year I made my 2006 predictions. Well we are only a month into 2006 and already a couple big ones came true. Allow me to gloat.

Google will finally make something causing people everywhere not to say \”Oh my God, that\’s the coolest thing I\’ve ever seen!!!\”. At the moment the score is about Infinity-1 to 0. Seriously…they\’re about due for a flop.

Considering the backlash they are seeing regarding their bending over to communism with their new search engine for Chinese users fits the bill just fine. They haven\’t exactly done a good job of damage control. I imagine this is just the start.

Cindy Sheehan attempts to make a comeback. Relevance glances at her, shrugs and wanders off in search of something important.

Making a bid for Senate versus Feinstein, check. Denouncing the US alongside Chavous, check. Thanks Cindy, see ya on Hollywood Squares.

Judge Alito will be confirmed after claims that the sky is falling by Democrats everywhere. The sky will not fall.

Ok give me a couple days for this one to play out. But it\’s been partially filled since according to Democrats, Alito is secretely planning on selling us all into slavery.

Yeah, like I said, I\’m awesome. Especially considering the following are essentially in the bag as well :

Bush will continue not to take illegal immigration seriously. It will become a major campaign issue in southern border states.

Technically I think this one has already happened, but I\’ll wait until we\’re closer to election time to claim victory.

Troop levels in Iraq are dramtically scaled down. Democrats will proclaim victory….and credit. Soldiers will look on in stunned silence.

Troop levels down 20%. Just waiting for the Democrats to take credit.

Bin Laden will still not be found and will slip further into irrelevance. Democrats will skillfully declare it as a failure of the Bush administration will simultaneously doing everything the can to hinder the War on Terror.

I think that last tape was a good step towards irrelevance. Just gotta wait out the year for him not to be found. Democrats have already done their part.

Howard Dean gets on another frenzied spittle inducing rant proclaiming the absolutely absurd, and completely offensive to reality based people. Democrats everywhere will refuse to condemn his statement as they laugh in a \”That\’s Our Dean\” kind of way.

Actually I think this has already happened but it wasn\’t quite as memorable as some of his other ones. I\’m not wasting this one. I\’ll wait for a good one.

Like I said. Apparently I\’m a genius. Bow before me. Anyone know what being a prophet pays?? Do I get groupies? Or at least free beer?