Ok, part of the problem with having a webpage is occasionally someone views it. And occasionally they end up contacting me. So to minimize this unfortunate side-effect I’ve created this FAQ. Any further questions are either dumb or stupid.
Q: What the hell is wrong with you?
A: I haven’t gotten the test results back yet.
Q: Haven’t you found anything you don’t complain about?
A: Not so far, but I’m open to the possibility
Q: Why haven’t you updated recently?
A: I thought perhaps you were all capable of independent thought. I’m sorry, I was very mistaken.
Q: I found some spelling errors
A: Congraulatins on your highst acheevement
Q: Where are you from?
A: Judging by the people I deal with on a daily basis, I live in the Land of Stupid
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: Well standing around looking sexy doesn’t pay much so I’m a Software Engineer
Q: You’ve offended me, I demand you remove your site
A: You offend me, I demand you stick your head in a blender
Q: Can I link to your site?
A: I’ve been assured it’s technologically possible
Q: Where do you get your funnies from?
A: The drunken albino midget down the street
Q: Do you accept submissions?
A: No, I delete enough email each week already
Q: If I send you email, is it possible you’ll post it?
A: If I have any chance of making fun of you, most definitely. Let me put it this way, once your email enters my domain (that I pay for), it’s my property.
Q: Fill in your question here
A: No…