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So you know the drill….

It\’s another woot-off!  You know the song…..sing it, and you know if you\’re feeling wooty, there\’s a woot-off.

Get out the way, we got a Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot Off is done

You figure you get one Woot per day
And if it’s junk then that’s just the way
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
And where there once was famine we feast

It’s giving me an F5 complex,
Refreshing just to see what’s up next
Checking back to shop for what’s new
I don’t want it but I hope that you do

Cause a new Item won’t come up
Until all of these are gone.

Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

Now there’s another item on line
A cell phone with a weird-ass design
How will this thing ever sell out?
This will start a new item drought

Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
The Woot Off is so frus-ter-a-ting
I’m posting in the blog to decry
This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy

Well you could ridicule and signify it
But someone’s gonna have to buy it

Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

Music

Get out the way, we got a Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot Off is done

You figure you get one Woot per day
And if it’s junk then that’s just the way
But now an avalanche of Woots is released
And where there once was famine we feast

It’s giving me an F5 complex,
Refreshing just to see what’s up next
Checking back to shop for what’s new
I don’t want it but I hope that you do

Cause a new Item won’t come up
Until all of these are gone.

Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

Now there’s another item on line
A cell phone with a weird-ass design
How will this thing ever sell out?
This will start a new item drought

Who would ever buy this dumb thing?
The Woot Off is so frus-ter-a-ting
I’m posting in the blog to decry
This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy

Well you could ridicule and signify it
But someone’s gonna have to buy it

Those are the rules of the Woot Off
We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough
Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done

It\’s even better when put to music

There is a wootoff, if you need me I\’ll be over there.

Just when you thought you were getting over your F5 complex, another woot-off, just in time for Christmas shopping!!

Get out the way we got a woot off!! An avalanche of woots is released!  Time to treat your F5 complex again kids.  So get your commercing butt over to Woot and help the economy by buying all the crap I don\’t want….actually no, don\’t buy the crap….I want the Bag of Crap, you can have the rest.*

* Yeah, if you didn\’t understand that you\’re new to woot….we all started there at one point.

An avalanche of woots has been released. If you don\’t already have an F5 complex, you\’re missing the fun.

Will Kevin finally get a Bag of Crap this time?? Will he once again have to depend on Prof. Rackmaster for a Flying Screaming Woot Monkey?? Tune in to find out.

Ahhhh crap….

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….it\’s a woot-off….and I had plans to be productive….so much for that.