Tonite the Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS) gives the State of the Union (SOTU) speech via the President of the United States (POTUS), Barack Obama. Given the developments of the last few months, especially the last week, the speech promises to be either extremely lame, or comedy gold. Given the pre-SOTU talking points being disseminated by the White House, I\’m leaning towards the latter.
Reading through them, a couple tidbits jumped out at me enough, that I thought I\’d give a pre-SOTU rebuttal.
Rescue, Rebuild and Restore
That\’s the theme of the entire speech…doesn\’t have quite the rhetorical flare that \”HOPE! CHANGE!\” had now does it? It\’s as if our shining city on the hill has been occupied by the enemy.
A $1.3 trillion budget deficit, two wars and badly frayed global alliances also greeted the President at the door.
And Obama responded by doubling down on all of it. He tripled our deficit, expanded the wars, and frayed even more national relations by offending most of our friends and bowing to our enemies.
Within one month of his inaugural, President Obama had shepherded the most far-reaching economic recovery plan in American history. It has brought our economy back from the brink of a second Great Depression and, one year later, we are beginning to see signs of progress.
Hardly, in fact the stimulus has either had no effect, in which case it\’s $787 billion of wasted taxpayer dollars, or it\’s actually harmed the US economy.
Job losses, while still too high have fallen to a tenth of where they were a year ago and the economy is growing for the first time in two years.
The unemployment rate continues to climb, and in fact would be skyrocketing except that we don\’t count workers who have given up on looking for a job. Plus we\’ve learned the following:
– US \”unexpectedly\” lost 85,000 jobs in December
– Overall home sales \”unexpectedly\” dropped 16% in November
– Foreclosures rose \”unexpectedly\”
– New housing starts fell \”unexpectedly\” in December
– Builder sentiment \”unexpectedly\” fell this month
– Home resales \”unexpectedly\” plunged in December faster than ever before
\”Unexpectedly\”, this is NOT an economy in recovery.
Under President Obama\’s leadership, we have begun to confront challenges that Washington has ignored for decades and enact reforms meant to strengthen families, small businesses, and American economic competitiveness that lobbyists and special interests have worked to prevent time and again.
You\’ve accomplished nothing for the taxpayers. The only thing you\’ve accomplished is bailing out special interests, which is probably due to the fact that you hired most of the lobbyist in Washington to join your Administration….but at least you got them to start paying their taxes again.
We are closer than ever on real health reform, we\’re moving toward a clean energy economy, we\’ve taken on the big banks and special interests to reform outdated and lax financial rules, and we\’ve initiated far-reaching education reforms to demand excellence in K-12 and make college more accessible and affordable.
Closer than ever doesn\’t count. Doesn\’t matter if you got the fastest horse in the world if it drops dead a foot before the finish line.
Fact is health care reform has failed due to the fact that you ignored the wishes of the public when drafting your bailout of special interests, you have failed to get anywhere with a clean energy economy, because you concentrated only on the \”clean\” and ignored the \”energy\” and \”economy\” parts. You bailed out big banks and had secret meeting with special interests. And you appointed a sodomy loving pervert to Secretary of Education.
He\’s matched this leadership and advocacy for the American people by standing up to those very special interests and by beginning to change the way business is done in Washington by making government more accountable, accessible and transparent to all Americans.
You didn\’t stand up to them….unless by \”stand up to\” you mean \”offer them a cushy government job\”. Then yeah, you were awesome at that.
You haven\’t changed the way business is done in Washington. In fact, you\’ve doubled down on some of the worst aspects of Washington. Secrety meetings. Partisan bickering. Bribing legislators. Monthly scandals. Silencing the opposition. Special privileges. The list goes on…you haven\’t changed Washington, and you\’ve admitted that yourself previously.
For the first time ever, every visitor to the White House – what they\’re doing and who they\’re meeting with – will be made public
Except for the ones you\’ve refused to release details of…that\’s not transparent, that\’s selective hypocrisy.
And we\’ve limited the influence of lobbyists in government by preventing executive branch employees from receiving gifts from lobbyists, by prohibiting administration officials from lobbying the government for two years after they leave public service, and by removing lobbyists from government boards and commissions.
A large number of the people appointed to your administration ARE lobbyists. You had to waive your own rules regarding lobbyists because you were hiring so many of them!! You don\’t limit their influence by hiring them.
As he\’s worked to rescue the economy and rebuild it on a new foundation that will promote growth and prosperity for all Americans, President Obama has begun the hard work required to restore America\’s standing and leadership in the world.
By selling out our allies to the Russians? By repeatedly insulting the British? By bowing to foreign leaders? By projecting weakness to our enemies? Fact of the matter is that you\’ve pissed off all our friends and you\’ve encouraged our enemies. Even the Tower of Piza has a better foundation than the foundation you \”built\”
After one momentous year in office, President Obama has governed as he said he would, making tough decisions instead of deferring them, thinking about the long-term well-being of the country and not just his own, short-term politics.
You took months and countless studies just to accept the recommendations on Afghanistan. You deferred to Congress\’s \”leadership\” on every part of the legislative agenda, with disastrous results. You\’ve saddled us with MASSIVE long term debt. You pushed for a health care bill that would have multiplied our looming entitlements problem. And you initiated numerous programs like Cash for Clunkers that were designed more for short-term benefit, at the expense of long-term recovery.
Sorry, Mr. President, but your charisma has worn off and your oratorical skills just aren\’t enough to disguise the shit you\’re shoveling. It\’s best to just come clean with the country, rather than just compound the lies. Just admit it, you fucked up. Let\’s accept that and move forward.
[Crossposted at True North]