Our Country Is In Only The Best Of Hands
January 19th, 2010 by
Kevin
Via Instapundit, yet another example of the system working
A Waupaca woman finds herself in the middle of a major security investigation at Cleveland\’s airport.
Kimmy Janke had gone through security. In fact, she was in a secure part of the terminal when she stopped to go to the bathroom before making her connecting flight.
That\’s when she found a loaded handgun.
\”A little kid could have grabbed that. The wrong person could have grabbed that. You never know,\” Janke said.
Turns out it belong to a federal custom agent, who was allowed to retire without any discipline or reprimand or even a token slap on the wrist. If any of the rest of us had done half as much you\’d have TSA agents probing orifices you didn\’t know you had….and I\’m guessing you wouldn\’t get so much as dinner&movie before.
What really bothers me about this is how elementary this error really is. You don\’t need to be a \”highly trained federal agent\”, as she is described, to know how to handle a firearm in a public restroom. This is a topic that\’s handled in the most elementary of firearms courses relating to carrying in public. Basically ANY carry permit course/book/pamplet/business card/etc is probably gonna touch on this subject and how to handle it. Yet a trained federal agent messes it up….it\’s the details that are important when it comes to national security, because it was messing up the details that caused the feds to completely miss the Eunuch Bomber.
It\’s actually pretty simple. I\’ve heard more best practices on bathroom behavior than I really care to admit, even if it does relate to firearms. Everyone has their preferred method, because nothing wants to be the cause of the dreaded \”CLUNK! Clatter, Clatter, Clatter\”.
One popular method is the shoe….take off your shoe, put the firearm in it, do your business. The idea being nobody is going to forget walking out without their shoe. I\’ve never been a fan of this method due to the simple observation that public restroom floors appear to be scientific experiments dedicating to evolving life all over at the cellular level. Plus it makes your firearm very visible in the next stall.
Another method is to adopt something akin to Larry Craig\’s patented \”wide stance\”, which prevents your pants from dropping to the floor. So the firearm on your belt remains up by your knees. It\’s still attached to you, it\’s not visible. Simple. I was a big fan of this method until the US Senate\’s singular contribution that fateful year was to inform me that this was a way to proposition US Senator\’s in neighboring stalls. Having been screwed over by enough politicians as it is, I\’ve since abandoned this method.
Another popular method, is the \”Is that a gun in your crotch….\” in which you place the firearm in the crotch of your pants. You can\’t pull up your pants and not remember your firearm. It\’s secure and away from the view of neighbors. Pretty simple.
Now that\’s probably more information than you care to hear. But the point is that these are all pretty simple. If you ask any responsible permit holder, he/she can probably tell you what method they use if you care to ask. Because they\’ve all thought it over ahead of time so they don\’t make this boneheaded mistake, because not being part of the privileged elite, they would get in trouble otherwise.
Which isn\’t to say that the fate of the country\’s national security rests on the bathroom habits of our customs agents, but it does indicate a rather lackadaisical attitude towards the details. And as we all found out on Christmas, details matter.
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