Comments on: BB Gun = Copious Progressive Bedwetting http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html Pissing you off and making you laugh since 2002 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:55:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Night Writer http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5624 Night Writer Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:41:03 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5624 But...you'll shoot your eye out! Isn't this also the same school district that suspended two students who went to England on a school program and bought some replica swords (didn't bring them to school, just purchased them while on a school sponsored trip). What a bunch of maroons. But…you’ll shoot your eye out!

Isn’t this also the same school district that suspended two students who went to England on a school program and bought some replica swords (didn’t bring them to school, just purchased them while on a school sponsored trip). What a bunch of maroons.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5622 Kevin Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:31:08 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5622 I should also mention that in Title 18, United State Code, Chapter 44, the definition of "firearm" also does not include the BB gun. I should also mention that in Title 18, United State Code, Chapter 44, the definition of “firearm” also does not include the BB gun.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5621 Kevin Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:19:27 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5621 A BB gun is specifically defined separate from a firearm in MN Statute 624.7181 Subdivision 1.a It is specifically excluded from the definition of a firearm in MN Statue 624.712 Subdivision 2. So the AVPD can kiss my legally protected ass if it thinks it's opinion trumps state law. You'd have to pull off some pretty impressive gymnastics to even define it as a dangerous weapon under the legal definition. And also the specific situation addressed in the original article is specifically permitted in MN Statute 609.66 Subdivision 1d.e.8. A BB gun is specifically defined separate from a firearm in MN Statute 624.7181 Subdivision 1.a

It is specifically excluded from the definition of a firearm in MN Statue 624.712 Subdivision 2.

So the AVPD can kiss my legally protected ass if it thinks it’s opinion trumps state law. You’d have to pull off some pretty impressive gymnastics to even define it as a dangerous weapon under the legal definition.

And also the specific situation addressed in the original article is specifically permitted in MN Statute 609.66 Subdivision 1d.e.8.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5620 Kevin Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:56:41 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5620 That's bullshit and the AVPD doesn't have a leg to stand on. The ATF has even ruled on this issue. BB guns are NOT firearms, I don't care what the mentally challenged nitwits at AVPD think. That’s bullshit and the AVPD doesn’t have a leg to stand on. The ATF has even ruled on this issue.

BB guns are NOT firearms, I don’t care what the mentally challenged nitwits at AVPD think.

]]> By: Lloyd http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5619 Lloyd Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:50:16 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5619 If you fire a BB Gun within the city limits of Apple Valley, it's considered a discharge of a firearm according to the AVPD. Schmid found that out when he borrowed my BB Gun to dispatch a crazy robin, they told him he couldn't do it. Oddly enough, that same robin later committed suicide with that same BB Gun...weird If you fire a BB Gun within the city limits of Apple Valley, it’s considered a discharge of a firearm according to the AVPD. Schmid found that out when he borrowed my BB Gun to dispatch a crazy robin, they told him he couldn’t do it. Oddly enough, that same robin later committed suicide with that same BB Gun…weird

]]> By: Kevin http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5618 Kevin Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:24:36 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5618 That policy applies to students. Teachers and parents can bring firearms onto the grounds with the permission of the principal. Technically it has to be written permission. However, since the principal was standing right next to him as he used it I'm pretty sure permission could be reasonably implied. That policy applies to students. Teachers and parents can bring firearms onto the grounds with the permission of the principal.

Technically it has to be written permission. However, since the principal was standing right next to him as he used it I’m pretty sure permission could be reasonably implied.

]]> By: J. Ewing http://www.eckernet.com/2009/12/bb_gun_copious_progressive_bedwetting.html/comment-page-1#comment-5617 J. Ewing Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:43:47 +0000 http://www.eckernet.com/?p=4247#comment-5617 I believe the problem is the "zero tolerance" policy the school district rigidly enforces on students and teachers. For example, bringing a screwdriver to school for lab or shop would get you suspended (rule: no pointy things). We had a kid get suspended for forgetting there was a hunting rifle locked in his car (trunk, I believe), in the parking lot. I believe the problem is the “zero tolerance” policy the school district rigidly enforces on students and teachers. For example, bringing a screwdriver to school for lab or shop would get you suspended (rule: no pointy things). We had a kid get suspended for forgetting there was a hunting rifle locked in his car (trunk, I believe), in the parking lot.

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