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Meanwhile Back In Reality Land

May 3rd, 2009 by Kevin

All this talk of swine flu had me so scared I locked myself in my house for the weekend and refused all visitors, afraid I would fall victim to a disease that if the media were to believed makes ebola and anthrax look like a vacation.

Ok I couldn\’t even type that with a straight face…did landscaping all weekend and even though I was at the hardware store a number of times, I walked right past the face masks that supposedly are in short supply all over.  Because I knew that just like SARS and the Avian flu before it, this panic was all media produced and there was never anything to be even remotely concerned with.

So it doesn\’t surprise me at all to hear that experts are now admitting that swine flu may be no more severe than the common flu.

On behalf of everyone that didn\’t immediatly flip their shit because someone coughed, allow me to say \”Well No Duh…..Dumbasses\”.

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