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Ok I think we can officially declare it spring.  I clubbed my first rabbit this week with my dog’s help.

Best Amazon Review EVER….Seriously.  It’s a review of the Playmobile Security Check Point.

Right Wing Extremist strike again!  Except they are demanding the release of illegals being held for deportation so that would probably make them Left Wing Extremists….which according to the DHS aren’t a threat…..so just ignore the bomb threats.

Everyone calm the fuck down!  This swine flu is nothing to be worried about.  It’s killed a few, but regular flu kills 36,000 Americans every year.  So if the flu is the snot-nosed little sister of diseases, then this swine flu is probably that snot-nosed little sister’s puppy.

A summary of some of the missteps of Obama’s first 100 days and how it’s likely to affect us in the future.  But heh, don’t be so hard on the guy….he just got around to appointing a cabinet.

Congrats Right Wing Extremists, in the past 3 months you’ve bought enough firearms to arm the Chinese and Indian armies, COMBINED!  And you’ve purchased 1.5 Billion rounds of ammunition!  Stimulating.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio delivers a smackdown of Rev. Sharpton.

Our country is in the very best of hands….our Treasury Department still can’t count.

Does the White House not own a single copy of Photoshop?? Otherwise why was that flyby of New York necessary.  And we’ve only had those airplanes for about 800 years now….surely there are literally hundreds of stock photos of Air Force One flying by the New York skyline.  One of those wasn’t good enough???

Obama is still breaking campaign promises by rushing to sign bills.  He promised he’d put them online for at least 5 days before signing them.  So far he’s batting 1 out of 11.

It’s official.  The concept of private property is officially dead in Washington DC.  Police are now handing out parking tickets to people for parking in their own driveway.  Explains the nationalization of our banks I guess.

Again, why aren’t ships being armed before passing by Somalia??  The concept has now been proven.  Certainly a need for it.

Obama administration laughs off $8 billion spent on earmarks as a paltry amount, but thinks that $100 million in cuts is somehow a huge accomplishment.

Curious if you’d survive a nuclear explosion if one hit a major city near you?? Well here you can map out the damage from a variety of nuclear explosions.  Good news….I’d probably survive….just have a few extra heads.

Imagine that…Obama isn’t fulfilling promises made to some campaign supporters.  Anyone surprised?

This doesn’t seem like it needs to be said, but don’t keep pets that can eat you.

Big Labor invokes George Orwell, by claiming that their loss in a secret ballot proves secret ballots are bad.  Seems to me the exact opposite is true.

I had thought that when we elected Obama, the whole country was going to unite and work together to build a better America.  Why then is youth volunteering down for the first time since 9/11.  It’s certainly change, but does it reveal lack of hope?

Liberals tend to do this every once in awhile and it amuses me every time because the result is always the same.  They infiltrate some conservative hotbed, expecting to reveal a pit of hate and bigotry….instead they find people that are normal, friendly and open.

A very good explanation of how global warming is a classis case of alarmism.

I’m in love.

Ever wonder how swarms of animals make a collective decision?? Wonder no more.

Nooooooo!!! They are moving forward with the remake of Red Dawn.  One of the only decent things to come out of the 1980s.  Liklihood it will be half as good as the original??? 0.0000001%