The Ultimate Weapon
April 16th, 2009 by 
Kevin
What do you get if you combine guns, bacon and beer?? I mean besides being labeled as a terrorist according to the new criteria set forth by our incompetent omniscient Department of Homeland Security. Well you get something so incredibly awesome that both my synapses and my arteries utterly collapse in either joy or despair, respectively.
The BACON GUN….specifically the BA-K-47!!!
And it gets my mind racing in ways that only beer, bacon and firearms can…..racing right towards the other thing that gets my mind racing. So it occurred to me that with the BA-K-47 we could make the ultimate army to defeat Al-Qaeda. We combine their hatred/fear of pork with their hatred/fear of scantily clad young women.
Outfit every cheerleading squad in the United States with a skimpy bikini and a BA-K-47 and set them loose on Al Qaeda. Osama will surrender faster than France.
Heh, worse case scenario, if it doesn\’t work, set this army loose on me, I\’m willing to sacrifice for the cause.
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April 17th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Since we’re not allowed to torture them anymore by playing loud music and other horrors, I suggest we just shoot them where they stand with the promise to bury them in a pig skin. Let them all know that the 72 virgins won’t want some chauvinist pig in their midst.