Obama Derangement Syndrome Diagnosed
April 13th, 2009 by
Kevin
In the past few years crazy liberals have been labeled as being afflicted with Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) since it drove them to do crazy things. Mass rallies where they really embarrassed themselves. Cries of Nazism and Fascism at the slightest (or no) provocation. It’s not hard to find plenty of examples of this rather strange syndrome.
After the election many conservatives warned others not to fall to Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS). For the most part conservatives haven’t although there are exceptions (as always). But that doesn’t mean ODS hasn’t still struck, except to the opposite people we expected. Liberals have been simply besides themselves lately because well….this just wasn’t the way it was supposed to be!!
Guns were supposed to go out of style. It was going to be a kinder, gentler world, hand delivered by our savior Obama who was going to ride in on his white unicorn, farting rainbows and shitting puppies. Instead we have obscenely high demands for firearms of all types. Depressing shortages of ammunition of all calibers. And support for gun control is falling as fast as gravity can take it. And even accounting for factors such as the economy, there is no explanation other than Obama.
Also, the world was supposed to love us again. Instead we’ve gotten no additional assistance for allies and our enemies have not recoiled at blinding white light that is Obama. Instead our enemies have been pushed their limits even more, positive they can get away with it, and so far there has been nothing to prove them wrong. Our allies instead of falling victim to the spirit of cooperation, have instead been even more resistant to our pleas. Some of that may be due to Obama’s rather unique (inept) form of diplomacy that seems to grant less courtesy to our allies than to others. The treatment of the Queen of England versus the King of Saudi Arabia is only one small and recent, although convenient, example.
The American people were supposed to drown in a sea of utopian happiness. Everyone was supposedly going to gladly offer up their hard earned wages and offer no protest to the Obama Administration’s outrageous spending proposals. After all, it was all for the greater good and the community as a whole. Instead, the growing trend of Tea Parties across the country were first ignored, and now just seem to stymie their best attempts to understand the phenomenon. Instead they’ve tried to label the Tea Parties as funded by Fox News, or part of a vast right wing conspiracy, or [ insert next lunatic theory here ]. The idea of this being a true grassroots effort is truly beyond comprehension. Ordinary people just weren’t supposed to do this in the Age of Obama!!
Obama Derangement Syndrome is here and it’s real, except it afflicts those previously afflicted with Bush Derangement Syndrome. One would be tempted to simply call these people deranged and leave it at that. Their world is falling apart. They had built up this utopia in their mind and they’ve been fighting for it for over a generation now. They controlled the House and the Senate, now they just needed a leader, nah, a messiah to lead this country into the promised land of utopian socialism. Then comes Obama with his smooth voice and uplifting rhetoric, and they trifecta was complete! But none of it is turning out the way they planned, and we’re likely to see the greatest temper tantrum this side of your average two-year-old.
[Crossposted At True North]
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