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EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 47

April 7th, 2009 by Kevin

The Rankings Are As Follows:

For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.

Question : Making movie magic can be a complex and confusing process.  Just what is happening in this scene???

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6 Responses

  1. drunkguy Says:

    In light of recent contest backlash and in the spirit of full disclosure, we here at eckernet would like to apologize for the last contest, and mention in advance that the above photo is of Kevin, from his days in the AV Club in high school. Kevin is dressed as the supper sexy Asian power outlet. Fellow classmates are preparing to duel with the midget ninjas of south beach… The large yellow thing was actually the school mascot that was accidently captured in the scene as it got lost on its way to cheerleading practice and wondered into the scene… coincidently the midget ninjas failed to show for the scene as they were able to find the cheerleading practice… and let’s just say there are now a bunch of midget cheerleading ninjas running amuck in the north metro… Please continue to enjoy these contests, and accept our most humble apologies. Good day.

    – drunkguy, The mostly absent but very good looking eckernet staff writer

  2. J. Ewing Says:

    Japanese scientist Hada Latasaki demonstrates his latest breakthrough in Embryonic Stem Cell Research, previously banned in the US. He is demonstrating the extraction device, having just created the embryo (thus the missing pants) and behind him is the test subject of his use of those cells for curing male pattern baldness. The work continues.

  3. Night Writer Says:

    Ichiro, let me show you my bankai.

  4. Night Writer Says:

    Technicians and scientists originally kidnapped by Kim Jong Il prepare for last week’s North Korean rocket test.

    Btw, my last caption should have read, “Ichigo (not Ichiro), let me show you my bankai.”

  5. Lloyd Says:

    “Tokyo Jurassic Park II” starring Hada Latasaki, Ichigo notIchiro, and Kim Jong Il Jr as Dr. Gy

    The evil Japanese scientist, Dr. Cremof Sum Yung Gy, takes an egg from Godzilla, the belly-button juice of some young girl, and injects it with the DNA of the non-gay yellow teletubbie, Laa-Laa, to create Godzilaa-laa, who, oddly enough, turned out to be gay and is now injecting Dr. Gy.

  6. Kevin Says:

    Lloyd wins again