Comments on: EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 46

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:26:03 +0000

My blog, my rules.

My whims supersede your demands.

By: drunkguy

drunkguy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:40:47 +0000

I have to agree with NW here.. We’ve always been told to “Know your audience” I’ll admit, my creative juice weren’t flowing on this one, but had I known that the smoking hot sister was doing the judging, I might have played to her likes and interests abit more… I refuse to recognise this edition of the contenst as my form of protest…

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:54:20 +0000

Look, my carefully crafted and scientifically formulated captions are based on the EckerNet proprietor juding the EckerNet Super-cool Exciting Contest. This late switch is unacceptable and disenfranchising. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers as soon as they finish with the Coleman-Franken recount!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:51:17 +0000

Ok I didn’t announce it at first because…well I just thought of it yesterday.

This one will be decided by a guest judge!! I asked my sister, T-Rex, to judge this contest, because the man pictured in the photograph is actually my soon-to-be brother-in-law.

Here are the results:

First place
Lloyd: Facing east, the first Eskimo Muslim convert is rethinking his religion choice.

VERY close runner up
J. Ewing Says: Man, what a place to lose a contact!

Haha – I snorted at that one.

Congrats Lloyd!

By: J. Ewing

J. Ewing — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:23:53 +0000

Old Eskimo trick for luring the male walrus into harpoon range.

By: drunkguy

drunkguy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:09:27 +0000

I dare say schlitz wouldn’t do that to a man… while it made me chuckle, its rude to speak ill of such a fine beverage… speaking of, i’m going to go have myself one right now…

By: Kevin

Kevin — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:00:34 +0000

Mmmm, Schlitz

By: AAA

AAA — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:36:16 +0000

Regretting all that Schlitz he drank last night.

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:46:16 +0000

It’s not about what he’s doing, it’s about who he is: Marek Pulaski, the North Pole.

By: drunkguy

drunkguy — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:33:01 +0000

well clearly he is a MN DNR official checking the thickness of the ice…