EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 46
March 22nd, 2009 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Drunkguy :6
- Lloyd :5
- NightWriter :5
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- Dan S : 4
- Mall Diva : 3
- Professor_Rackmaster : 2
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Uncle Ben : 1
- Tiger Lilly : 1
- J Ewing : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : Just what is this man doing??
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20 Comments »
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:51 am
Whatever it is, it’s no day at the beach, let me tell ya!
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Bobbing for baby seals, so he club other baby seals with them.
March 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 am
Heeeeeeeere, fishy fishy fishy!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Facing east, the first Eskimo Muslim convert is rethinking his religion choice.
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
“So, thats where I parked my truck, I knew it was around here somewhere… “
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Man, what a place to lose a contact!
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Yeah, that was great, lady, but look what you did to my clam-digger!
March 24th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
In an effort to encourage sportsmen to “go green”, environmental activist Bruce Otley-Haversham offers free on-ice bicycle parking.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:10 am
What Global Warming?? Seems cold enough to me.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Praying for Global Warming.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
well clearly he is a MN DNR official checking the thickness of the ice…
March 25th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
It’s not about what he’s doing, it’s about who he is: Marek Pulaski, the North Pole.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Regretting all that Schlitz he drank last night.
March 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Mmmm, Schlitz
March 26th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I dare say schlitz wouldn’t do that to a man… while it made me chuckle, its rude to speak ill of such a fine beverage… speaking of, i’m going to go have myself one right now…
March 26th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Old Eskimo trick for luring the male walrus into harpoon range.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Ok I didn’t announce it at first because…well I just thought of it yesterday.
This one will be decided by a guest judge!! I asked my sister, T-Rex, to judge this contest, because the man pictured in the photograph is actually my soon-to-be brother-in-law.
Here are the results:
First place
Lloyd: Facing east, the first Eskimo Muslim convert is rethinking his religion choice.
VERY close runner up
J. Ewing Says: Man, what a place to lose a contact!
Haha – I snorted at that one.
Congrats Lloyd!
March 27th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Look, my carefully crafted and scientifically formulated captions are based on the EckerNet proprietor juding the EckerNet Super-cool Exciting Contest. This late switch is unacceptable and disenfranchising. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers as soon as they finish with the Coleman-Franken recount!
March 30th, 2009 at 8:40 am
I have to agree with NW here.. We’ve always been told to “Know your audience” I’ll admit, my creative juice weren’t flowing on this one, but had I known that the smoking hot sister was doing the judging, I might have played to her likes and interests abit more… I refuse to recognise this edition of the contenst as my form of protest…
March 30th, 2009 at 9:26 am
My blog, my rules.
My whims supersede your demands.