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Greatest disappearing act ever??  Whatever happens to those nine hours left after six hours of sleep and nine hours of work.  And this week still took a month.

I’ve heard of some pretty creative ways to ask for a raise, but barricading your boss in his office and not letting him leave until he gives you a raise is one I hadn’t even thought of.  I’ll have to try that next time.

Did universal health care lead to the death of Natasha Richardson??  Well if you’ve paid any attention to the performance of universal health care anywhere it’s been tried, you know the answer is probably yes.

For a guy that’s really busy with the economy, Obama apparently has a lot of free time.  Although it’s not like he really has anything to do, I mean with his administration fully staffed he’s got people to handle it right??

IRONY ALERT…we’re bailing regulated institutions out using unregulated institutions…yet more regulation is the key to recovery.

MORE IRONY ALERT…Howard Dean and Olbermann urge civility towards President….having apparently forgotten their own statements the last eight years.

From the “Holy Shit, They Can Do That?” Department….DARPA is learning how to regrow human limbs, Phase One is complete, Onto Phase Two.

Awesome, we’ve already returned to the conspiratorial ways of the Clinton administration.  AG Eric Holder is telling the San Fransisco PD to keep quiet about an investigation that’s 40 years old.  The fact that it would be politically damaging for the Obama Administration probably has nothing to do with it.

From the “What Could Go Wrong?” Department, the same group that screws up everything it touches, now wants power to do even more.  Yeah I see no problem with that….makes perfect sense.

Britain has some of the strictest gun control laws in the world, and yet they are still having problems with crimes committed with guns.  Gosh, it’s almost as if criminals don’t care if they are breaking the law.  Who would have thought that?

Turns out there is a bank out there that was NOT making shitty loans and taking huge risks.  In fact that bank is doing very well.  So how is this model of fiscal responsibility being treated?? Surely they are a model for the future of banking right???  Eh, well, since we elected Obama you know that’s not the case…they’re being punished.

Bombshell Study : Politicians suck at the Intertubes.  Of course some (including me) would argue that’s not exclusive to the internet.

ACORN, the group that’s been charged with fraud in virtually every state that they exist, is now helping out with the Census.  What could go wrong?

Those of you wishing for sharks with friggin lasers on their heads, you might get your wish soon.  The Defense industry has a battlefield strength laser now.  Now the concentration is on miniaturization and technical issues.  We’ll have a Death Star before you know it.

Speaking of laser killing…we now have a device that automatically kills millions of mosquitos in minutes.  My only question is will it be ready by Memorial Day??

Okay serious question, can Obama do ANYTHING without a teleprompter??  Hypothetically lets say he needs to take a Presidential Pee, does he need a teleprompter to tell him how to find the Presidential Penis??

Incidentally, Google returns 1,510,000 results for “Presidential Pee” and 2,310,000 results for “Presidential Penis“.

I’m still not sure if the Google results above amuse or scare me.

What is the funniest (non-intentionally) website on the interwebs?? By far the website of North Korea.  It’s like taking a time machines back to the geocities era of the internet.  If you feel like giggling your ass off, just read through it.  Oh and they have a “Fan Club“!!!

Did you know there is an established pattern that leads a country to become a banana republic?? No, yeah me neither.  Guess what else you didn’t know?? That we’re well on the way to completing that list.

Heh guess what? Wages go up for legal workers after an immigration raid.  Of course, that shouldn’t come as a surprise to…..well, anyone whose been paying attention or possesses a basic understanding of supply&demand.

Put a fork in Dodd, he’s done.

Some folk just don’t appreciate what they have.

California is way deep in debt, you’d think they’d appreciate any business they could get.  But instead they are too busy banning stuff.

Actually now that I think about it, California is in about the same shape as Mexico is.  Wonder if we could trade them California for a bottle of Tequila.

China is totally not afraid of the Internet, seriously.  The fact that they are blocking even more if is totally unrelated.  It’s one of those “It’s not you, it’s me….but it’s also totally you” situations.

The only thing this Obama movement is missing is a compound in Montana and then they are officially a cult.  Fortunately with the real estate market like it is, I bet they could get a pretty good deal on one.

Honeymoon is officially over….and in record time.

Cities now imposing a daytime curfew on students…see this is why when I have kids I’m just locking them in the basement until they turn 18.

When Democrats start talking about shifting money from lower priorities, you know you’re going to have a problem.  Previously we just didn’t have the money and resources in order to enforce our own borders, even Napolitano suggested that herself.  But now that she’s taking on the additional duty of quelling violence spilling over from Mexico, she says she doesn’t need a bigger budget….she’ll just shift over money from lower priorities tasks.  Anyone want to take a wild guess what that is?

Head of the Border Patrols union, the people actually on the ground, on the other hand thinks her plan sucks.

Awesome, with out debt we couldn’t even get into the E.U.  That’s a bit like Michael Phelps failing to make the varsity high school swim team.

The guy paying all those “grassroots” liberal activists is apparently having a hell of a year.

Don’t look now, but Social Security just went broke.  That’s impossible, just a couple years ago Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi both said a crisis doesn’t exist.