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Ok I’ve been on a firearms bills for awhile….lots of other stuff has piled up over that time, here’s some of the more interesting stuff.

Recent incidents and outages, as well as the complete inability to stop spam and viruses, lends a lot of credibility that we need a new internet.  Start from scratch and build a new one.  I recommend getting Al Gore on that, he did so well with the first one and he probably needs something to do since this whole global warming thing isn’t panning out for him.

Eh, maybe Al Gore is already busy.  Apparently some of those sensors we use to measure sea ice malfunctioned and underestimated the amount.

Oh and the market for his precious carbon credits is collapsing.  Gues that means he’s actually going to have to conserve energy instead of just placating his “green guilt” with his money.

Awesome! Our Energy Secretary didn’t realize he’s in charge of Energy!  Obama has really put together a crack team of experts huh?

Our Secretary of Homeland Security has indicated she can’t provide homeland security.  Perhaps it might be easier if she didn’t wet herself every time her people did their job they might be able to….well do their job.  Sec. Napolitano is upset that her immigration enforcement agent actually enforced immigration laws.  Clearly she’s going to be greatly successful at her job since she seems to confuse success with failure.  But she probably doesn’t need to get her panties in a twist, as we don’t enforce our deportation orders anyway.

Transportation Secretary LaHood announces a new policy.  Obama promptly shoots it down.  It’s a good thing they talk and coordinate things….otherwise our government would be a mess.

Know the difference between Obama and Jesus??  Jesus knew how to assemble a cabinet.

Oh goodie, such an open and transparent Congress….here’s over a hundred lawmakers that have been caught accepting campaign contributions in exchange for earmarks.

Remember how Biden warned that the world would test Obama within six months and he might fuck it up?? Well he is.

Remember all those horrible wiretaps that liberals were bashing Bush on??  How invasive that was to our freedom.  Well His Holiness says they’re okay now…good that we finally settled that.

Oh and remember how liberals were bashing Bush  because our detention of terrorists was violating their rights??  Well His Holiness says it’s okay now.  Good that we finally figured that out.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Apparently the definition of Hope™ and Change™ has changed quite a bit.  It now means 3 out of 4 people are scared about the direction of the country.

A liberal protest falls into self-parody.  Good humor

A conservative protest on the other hand is part of a growing trend.  And rightly so if the protest sign of the month is part of that trend.  Although there are some damn good road signs too.

The church has always disliked competition and generally they’ve been pretty assertive in fighting.  Which is probably why they are already starting to speak out against our new golden calf.

Every time Obama opens his mouth the market plummets.  On behalf of stockholders and participants in 401K, or really anyone that needs money I’d like to extend a message to the White House….”SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IGNORANT DUMBASS”.  Thank you.

Iran attempted to blackmail Britain and in the process pretty much admitted that they were behind the terrorist attack in Iraq.  And these are the people that Obama think she can negotiate with.

Obama halting the storage of nuclear waste in Yucca to appease Harry Reid.  Because apparently it’s more safe to store nuclear waste in hundreds of scattered half-ass locations rather than in one secure location thousands of feet underground.  Heh Harry, we already gave you your sissy train from Vegas to LA, what else do we have to give you for you to go away??

What’s the best way to convince the world that your religion is really a religion of peace??  Why you behead your wife of course.  Silly question really.

Ouch, Obama is now less popular than Bush was at this point in his presidency.  That’s gotta hurt.

YEAH!! Because tax raises have always helped a recession.  So why piddle around with a few tax raises, why not just go with a cool trillion in tax raises.   Good thing Obama knows what he’s doing.

The F-22 program has been on the chopping block for years now.  The Russians are making a pretty good case for it’s continued funding with repeated attempts by their bombers to penetrate North American air space.

And North Korea is making a pretty good case for just giving the Pentagon everything it wants.