EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 45
February 8th, 2009 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Lloyd :5
- Drunkguy :5
- NightWriter :5
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- Dan S : 4
- Mall Diva : 3
- Professor_Rackmaster : 2
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Uncle Ben : 1
- Tiger Lilly : 1
- J Ewing : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What is happening here???
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9 Comments »
February 9th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Whoa! Check out her maracas! They’re even bigger looking through the binoculars!
February 9th, 2009 at 11:56 am
How Uncle Ben really proposed to Mall Diva!
February 10th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Hope and Change finally meet and find out that they dont’ like each other. Life has a 30% chance of sucking again according to Biden.
February 10th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
After several unsuccessful attempts by Hot Girl to diffuse Count Dorkula’s advances, Hot Girl pleads her case by using her maracas to spell, “Buzz off, you loser!” in semaphore code.
February 11th, 2009 at 11:50 am
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February 11th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Clearly this is the mating ritual of the ickyickyickywamba tribe of northern argentina… look at how the brightly colored male is clearly entranced with watching the lesser colorful, yet lustfully attractive female shake her maracas like they have fire ants all over them. Its not a display often caught on camera, as the slightest incline that someone is watching will send the pair into a fit of passion that will lead to the kind of monkey sex one would expect from two 17 year olds when left alone in the back seat of a buick with nothing but a warn out condom and 5 minutes before her dad shows up with a loaded shotgun and the desire to decapitate any boy that even thinks about doing the horizontal hokeypokey with his daughter… yeah, you guys with daughters out there know exactly the type of rage we are talking about here… but i digress… It should be noted that when left unseen, the pair from the ickyickyickywamba tribe will often go off, eat a dish of ice cream together. Believe you me; Its alot more fun for everyone when they are seen..
February 12th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Probably why there aren’t more ickyickyickywambas.
February 12th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Remarkable tribe, the Ickyickyickywambas. Beautiful plumage!
February 13th, 2009 at 12:28 am
The point goes to the ickyickyickywamba tribe.