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My beautiful snow is melting!!  But this is the era of Hope™ and Change™!  I’m sure by tomorrow morning Obama will have one of his taxpayer funded minions out on the snowmobile trails making more snow.  And instead of water, it’ll be made out of $100 bills.  He’s the Messiah after all!!  If that Jesus guy can make fish and other useless stuff, Obama can certainly manage snow.

Oh and the Steelers won too.

Democrats plan to run ads against Republicans for voting against 4 million jobs.  However, I think the message that the bill was packed with pork and wasn’t going to stimulate jobs is starting to get through, as public support is dropping.  Democrats may be overplaying their hand. HOPE!!

The new era of Hopenchange is upon us!! And so is Obama brand heroin!!! CHANGE!! HOPE?

Well some things never change.  Those smuggling tunnels of Hamas that Israel destroyed in Gaza?? Well they are back in operation.  CHANGE!! HOPE!!

Ok so breast implant business is down…but fortunately moob business is increasing, and yeah it means exactly what you think it means….Man bOOB.  HOPE! CHANGE!!

Apparently having addressed every other topic of even the most trivial importance, Sci Am is here to let us know that yes you can “break” your penis.  Read for all the cringing leg-crossing squeamishness.  HOPE!!

What do women want?? Nobody has a fucking clue.  And here’s the science to support it. HOPE!!

FINALLY!!  We may never get the flying car we were promised, but at least we can stay home with our 3D porn, coming soon!!  CHANGE!!!

While there is a wintery storm blistering outside, Al Gore tries to convince the Senate to act on Global Warming.  And apparently his rhetoric hasn’t changed much from the thoroughly debunked BS he used in An Inconvenient Truth. CHANGE! HOPE!!

Apparently having addressed all other important issues, the UK plans on being totally honest about their UFO encounters from now on.  CHANGE!!

Berkeley has devolved into absolutely outright insanity.  CHANGE!!

Kids with unusual names are more likely to turn into criminals.  Which means Hollywood stars are currently raising next generation’s criminal class.  HOPE!!

According to liberal activists, basically the fact that Republicans don’t agree with President Obama is an outrage on the level of treason and worthy of a death sentence.  Remind me again who the non-sociopath adults are in this situation?  And where was this thinking when Bush was President?  CHANGE!!

Apparently Obama’s team is STILL using the whole “old equipment” excuse for their incompetence.  For the most high-tech administration ever, they kinda suck at this technology thing.  More than likely it’s just because they are using to Macs rather than PCs, as evidenced by the fact that they think not upgrading from XP to Vista is a bad thing. CHANGE!! HOPE!!

Apparently in Detroit, a dead body being found is not important enough to generate interest from the police.  CHANGE!

History repeats itself.  In this case Obama and Democrats are repeating the same mistakes that made the Great Depression a depression rather than a recession.  HOPE!! CHANGE!!

At least when Reagan started suffering from Alzheimer’s he had the good season to withdraw into private life.  As a result the public remembers the intelligent and reasonable man that led this nation for eight years.  Carter on the other hand doesn’t know when to give it up and has taken to broadcasting his increasing lunacy in new interviews.  Apparently math is a skill he no longer possesses.  CHANGE!!

For every $1 in tax breaks for small businesses, the stimulus spends $12 on new cars for the federal government. CHANGE!!

Vindication!  I’ve always contended that rising illnesses (like asthma) in kids and the fact that they appear to be allergic to everything is because kids today just don’t eat enough dirt.  Many of us as kids played in the dirt and sand and nobody thought twice.  Now you got moms drowning their kids in anti-bacterial soap and dressing them in hypo-allergenic deep sea diving suits.  They don’t get the exposure to bacteria and as a result their immune systems freak out at the slightest provocation.  Turns out I was right, and here’s the science.  So put down the farking soap and tell them to go dig in the garden. HOPE!

So in a depressed economy, California (yeah the bankrupt one), despite running a deficit bigger than some countries entire GDP, is willing to let 2.4% of it’s gas stations go out of business just so they can get a 0.3% reduction in gas emissions.  Inability to weight cost/benefit might be part of the reason the state is bankrupt. CHANGE!

Giving any aid to Africa is absotively pointless when you have a-holes in power. CHANGE!! HOPE!!

Groan!  They snuck universal health care into the stimulus package.  I would make the argument that that doesn’t belong in a stimulus package but then 88% of the stimulus doesn’t belong in the stimulus.  CHANGE!!

Sweet! Add this to the list of reasons of why it’s nice to be a man, right under “you can pee standing up”. HOPE! CHANGE!

Best. Birthday. Present. Evah!  HOPE!!

Steele wins race for RNC Chair.  Look for tolerant progressive equality obsessed liberals to resume the “House Nigger” and blackface photoshops soon.  CHANGE!!

10 reasons to whack the stimulus plan….as if at a trillion dollars you really needed more than one.  CHANGE!!

From the “Obvious But Not Commonly Known” Department….gun show sales, not a big source of problems.  Of course we’ll still hear people talk about that “gun show loophole”, which most of them are not able to explain what exactly that is.  And if they do, you’ll realize they are actually referring to private property rights.  HOPE!!

If you haven’t already seen it, the Congressional Budget Office has it’s cost estimate for the Obama Rape Every Citizen’s Pocketbook Swindle of 2009 here.  CHANGE!!

Sweet! The Rangel Rule!! None of us have to pay IRS penalties again…we all get the same privileges Democrat politicians get!!  Well if it passes, which since it provides fairness and equality, means the Democrats would never allow it to happen! CHANGE! HOPE!!

Double standards…aren’t they great.  Bush tries to open the wrong door and he’s lampooned for weeks.  Obama thinks a window is a door and you don’t hear anything.  CHANGE! HOPE!!

How does the current stimulus compare to other historic government spending?? Well it’s pretty depressing, especially in illustrated format.  HOPE!! CHANGE!!

Ohhh, shocker!! Who would have thought that a Treasury Secretary who doesn’t pay his own taxes, turns out to absolutely sucks at his job by almost starting a trade war with one of the world’s biggest economies.