Under new executive orders by His Holiness President Obama, all bloggers are required to use the words \”Hope\” and \”Change\” no less than 38 times in all posts.
I had sort of figured as a private enterprise I shouldn\’t be subject to such rules but then I figured I probably shouldn\’t pick a fight with a guy who walks on water and farts rainbows. However, since this blog is a half-assed effort at punditry, EckerNet will hold ourselves to 18 uses.
I Hope© this fulfills the wishes of our Glorious Leader, and may Obama have mercy on my soul.
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