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	<title>Comments on: EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 44</title>
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		<title>By: Lloyd</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4516</link>
		<dc:creator>Lloyd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are truely a man to be reckoned with...</description>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4512</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While Drunkguy&#039;s response did leave me laughing, Lloyd found the perfect balance of humor and personal abuse...and manage to work in two Hitchhiker&#039;s Guide references.

In my defense, at least I know where my towel is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While Drunkguy&#8217;s response did leave me laughing, Lloyd found the perfect balance of humor and personal abuse&#8230;and manage to work in two Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide references.</p>
<p>In my defense, at least I know where my towel is.</p>
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		<title>By: drunkguy</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4506</link>
		<dc:creator>drunkguy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>umpa lumpa training camp...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>umpa lumpa training camp&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Night Writer</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4504</link>
		<dc:creator>Night Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Don&#039;t make us angry. You wouldn&#039;t like us when we&#039;re angry.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t make us angry. You wouldn&#8217;t like us when we&#8217;re angry.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Troy</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4496</link>
		<dc:creator>Troy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These are all genetically engineered natives of the planet Krypton B (the sister planet to our ex-planet Krypton in the Bizarro dimension) who are getting their weekly exposure to a nuclear Kryptonite lamp.

Doctor Deadly Do-Wrong theorizes that these treatments will result super powers that will rival that of Superman, and plans to use these girls to take over the world.

The girls, however, think he is freakish and weird, and plan to kick the Doctors butt as soon as these super powers appear. Then they&#039;ll hit TJ Max  and buy some decent clothes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are all genetically engineered natives of the planet Krypton B (the sister planet to our ex-planet Krypton in the Bizarro dimension) who are getting their weekly exposure to a nuclear Kryptonite lamp.</p>
<p>Doctor Deadly Do-Wrong theorizes that these treatments will result super powers that will rival that of Superman, and plans to use these girls to take over the world.</p>
<p>The girls, however, think he is freakish and weird, and plan to kick the Doctors butt as soon as these super powers appear. Then they&#8217;ll hit TJ Max  and buy some decent clothes.</p>
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		<title>By: Tiger Lilly</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4494</link>
		<dc:creator>Tiger Lilly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Annual gathering of illegal aliens waiting for instructions for world domination from the Home Planet codenamed &#039;Neverland&#039;.</description>
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		<title>By: Night Writer</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4492</link>
		<dc:creator>Night Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Evidence that the public schools aren&#039;t just brain-washing kids into &quot;going green.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Evidence that the public schools aren&#8217;t just brain-washing kids into &#8220;going green.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Bike Bubba</title>
		<link>http://www.eckernet.com/2008/12/eckernet_super-cool_exciting_contest_part_44.html/comment-page-1#comment-4490</link>
		<dc:creator>Bike Bubba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mrs. Karstensen&#039;s Social Studies class would soon learn where Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis really were.

Or....

Minutes later, a felony occurred and these girls&#039; PE teacher had provided the evidence to hundreds of fellow teachers and an FBI investigator.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mrs. Karstensen&#8217;s Social Studies class would soon learn where Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis really were.</p>
<p>Or&#8230;.</p>
<p>Minutes later, a felony occurred and these girls&#8217; PE teacher had provided the evidence to hundreds of fellow teachers and an FBI investigator.</p>
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		<title>By: Lloyd</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lloyd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Senate District 37 monthly meeting when Kevin takes over as chair.  The committe, formed around Kevin&#039;s computer &quot;Deep Thought&quot;, is waiting for the answer on how to take 37B back from the DFL.  The answer, of course, is 42. 
(Kevin is the second from the right with the ballet slippers)</description>
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(Kevin is the second from the right with the ballet slippers)</p>
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