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Deer Hunting Results

November 17th, 2008 by Kevin

Days Hunted : 6

Deer Seen : 2

Deer \”Shootable\”* : 0

Shots fired : 0

Deer shot : 0

Deer seen on the drive home : 3

Deer almost hit on the drive home : 2

Amount of corn still in the field : 120%

Number of times \”fucking corn\” was uttered : 730,320,5646,294,622

Number of times \”God damn ethanol\” was uttered 7,503,029,673

Statistically likely number of deer in a given cornfield : 24

Number of farmers doing a fucking thing about any of the above : 0

Number of rooster pheasants seen : 16

Number of pheasants I would have seen if I was armed with bird shot instead of deer slugs : 0

Average windspeed (in mph) : 86

Average time before wind shifted direction : 42 minutes

Looking forward to next year.

* Shootable is defined as : Shooting at the deer does not violate any of the Laws of Physics and/or taking that shot could be done safely and responsibly.

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3 Responses

  1. Professor Rackmaster Says:

    Bitter Party of One!?!?!?!?!?

  2. Fellow Cheesehead Hunter Says:

    Number of deer seen: 3
    Number of deer son seen: 2
    Days hunted: sun up till sun down almost every freaking day.
    Number of season hunted: 20
    Rank for worst deer season: 1
    Deer tracks seen: few

    If the DNR comes out and says there are too many deer in our area I’m going to tip over dead. They were actually going to put us in earn a buck last year? For the love of God.

  3. T. Stayton (Home of the Brave Outdoors) Says:

    I would just like to ask the DNR where all the deer went to this year, and last year for that matter. I hunted Whitewater the first day of the second season, and did not see one deer. I do believe since first season was open to buck and doe, that most of the deer where shot up then. BUT, on the other hand, I just don’t think that the deer population has gone up like the DNR says it has, rather, the other way. For those of you who were lucky enough to shoot a deer, let alone see one, congrats. I think the DNR needs to do something different with the seasons, not that haven’t already. Last year and this year I have heard negative comments about the deer population and how not a lot of people have been getting them. Get crackin’ DNR, I’ve got filming to do!

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