Farting Your Way To Good Health
October 29th, 2008 by 
Kevin
New studies show that a stinky fart is just the bodies way of keeping your blood pressure low.
The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.
“Now that we know hydrogen sulfide’s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension,” said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.
In related news, the Drunkguy division of MN Militia Inc has announced the upcoming release of it\’s new blood pressure medication, tentatively named \”Seven Meat Chili\”. Extensive tests of a less potent variation of the medication have resulted in very large releases of hydrogen sulfide. The medications benefits are greatly increased when combined with copious quantities of beer.
This new seven meat chili is likely to gon on sale soon by MN Militia members near you.
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2 Comments »
October 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Wow, that explains a lot. I had a dental appointment yesterday and when the hygienist took my BP it was my lowest ever, a surprising 90 over 50. She also wore a mask the whole time I was there!
October 31st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’ve heard that the effectiveness of the chili is enhanced by drinking beer. Is this true? And if so, how do you keep ANY blood pressure at all? :^)