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Ok you had the Election version a couple days ago….here are the non-election ones to get your week started right.

Parts of California and Oregon want to secede and form their own state.  May I suggest an alternative?? How about we\’ll give them part of Oregon for their own country, but they have to promise to take all of California with them and never bother us again.  And no California doesn\’t come with a warranty or a return policy.

Energy lessons we should have learned from the 70s according to the NYT.  Basically it boils down to this…..BUILD A GOD DAMN NUCLEAR POWER PLANT ALREADY ASSHOLES!!!

Remember when the Minnesota Citizens\’ Personal Protection Act (Handgun carry permit) was being debated?? Anti gun activists predicted blood in the streets??  Well that was five years ago now, and so far Minnesota hasn\’t morphed into the Wild West as a \”decent\” article points out….plus my carry permit instructor is featured in it.

Anonymous online reporting of school bullies?? Yeah, that ought to work well, I see no fundamental flaws in that plan…especially when one takes the impulsive and mischievous nature of kids into consideration.

Google is offering the online equivalent of beer goggles?? Wow, just how bad is the porn you\’re looking at that you need……oh, it\’s for email?? No more drunk emailing??  Well hell, and who says all the important things have already been invented.  Why is it we have mail goggles but still no cure for cancer.  WTF?

Some crazed physic lunatic had predicted that benevolent intergalactic aliens would make a three day stop in Alabama starting on Tuesday, October 14th, 2008.  The fact that you\’re just hearing about it should be a damn good indicator of how that went.

When the tide laps at Gulliver\’s waistline, it usually means the Lilliputians are already 10 feet under.  A very good argument for why America will retain it\’s superpower status regardless of this economic downturn.

Mantyhose….the most significant evidence of the deterioration of the Y Chromosome since the manbra.

The Bee Gees are now a life saving device.  Sing it! Stayin\’ Alive Stayin\’ Alive Ah ha ha ha Stayin\’ Alive…..

If you\’re going to use a vacuum as a sexual toy, may I recommend using your home vacuum rather than….say the one in a carwash???

An illegal immigration raid cost $5 million but is still going to be a net benefit to tax payers.