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To address the looming economic crisis, England has added four more crows to the Tower of London.  That oughta do it.

This election season is just getting better and better.  Police across the nation are preparing for unrest (read: rioting) if Democrats lose.  In what I’m sure is completely unrelated news, Republican HQ manager’s house is shot up.

First Murtha calls his constituents racist, now they are just rednecks.  I suppose that’s progress.  Although personally I tend to see the term as a compliment rather than the insult he probably meant it.

Or perhaps he was talking about the idgit vote??

Shocker : Our airport security is absolutely worthless.  Everyone panic.

Net Term : Carborexics – To refer to all the miserable asshats who spend their entire day lamenting their carbon footprint, preaching veganism and recycling their toilet paper.

On the other hand, if you have any idea where all that global warming went, please notify Al Gore.  Because it all just disappeared.

Although some cynics would just say all that “evidence of global warming” was a load of crap.  And in related news, reusable diapers have a bigger carbon footprint that disposables.

Oh goody, the vast right wing conspiracy (VRWC) is back…..according to Her Clintoness herself.

That’s gotta be the reason Obama is starting to slide in the polls.

Or it could be because of any number of the reasons in this Comprehensive Argument Against Barack Obama.

Shocker! Republicans and Democrats watch different TV shows…here’s how they break down.

Blogging just got expensive….they are recommending blogger’s liability insurance now for anyone that does more than blog about their damned cat.

Due to low oil prices, Hugo Chavez seen digging in couch cushions for spare change.

Does Obama suffer from narcissistic personality disorder (NPD)???  Here’s the case for it, you decide.

Code Pinko has unilaterally declared victory and retreated from Berkley…kinda like they want us to do in Iraq.  US Marine Corps: 1 Code Pinko: 0

Apparently large numbers of cats are disappearing in a certain part of England…leading it to be called the Permuda Triangle.  Still not sure what the problem is….sounds like a good thing to me.

The Ten Worst Political Ads this year.

First Google had it’s own naval fleet, now it has it’s own air force.  France surrenders just in case.

Both of the Twin Cities liberal newspapers have endorsed Coleman over Franken.  In related news, the DNR reminds us that the River Styx is not frozen enough for ice fishing.

In case you missed it the I-35W bridge fell due to a design flaw.  This despite claims by virtually every Democrat that it was because of greedy Republicans, which they apparently concluded from a 20-second blamestorming session.