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An email arrived in my inbox today that is pure comedy gold due to the irony inherent throughout. Team Obama has repeatedly declared that women aren\’t going to flock to McCain just because of Palin, because they aren\’t stupid enough to fall for a simple plea to their extra X chromosome. So now Michelle Obama sends out an email to rally women by…..well, appealing to their extra X chromosome.

Oh but the fun doesn\’t stop there…I didn\’t even get past the title of the email before I starting giggling.

Women can make the difference

Well…actually they are only allowed to make a difference in a liberally approved way. Because you know if they choose to have a lots of kids and pursue a career, well there is just something nutty about that.

Anyway, let\’s read the email shall we??

Kevin –

It\’s hard to believe there are less than 50 days before Election Day.

No kidding. It\’s not much time for you to figure out if you love America or not…better get cracking.

That\’s not a lot of time. And since women voters could decide this election, we have to take this opportunity to talk to our friends and family about what\’s at stake.

We\’ve seen the power of women throughout this campaign — educating each other about the issues and building this movement by sharing our personal stories.

Well except the only female candidate in the presidential race. She shared her story and liberals are busy dragging her and her family through the mud for it. Although to be fair you\’re just treating her like \”one of the guys\” because you appear perfectly willing to ridicule McCain for war injuries. And to be even more fair, you did the same thing to Hillary. Yup you\’re a real champion of women there Obama.

As far as educating each other about the issues. According to the treatment of Palin, unless you\’ve embraced the sacriment of abortion and killed all your kids, you don\’t have time for issues and public service. You obviously don\’t have time for that and belong in the kitchen.

And let\’s not forget that apparently the only issue that is suppose to matter to women is abortion, as evidenced by the National Organization for Women\’s (NOW) endorsement of Obama. So all those women voters that apparently don\’t vote on a block are expected to vote as a block on a single issue.

That\’s why, over the next few weeks, women all across Minnesota will be reaching out to one another through special Women\’s Week of Action phonebanks and canvasses.

Because McCain selected a woman running mate to appeal to women is just cheap political pandering, but having women appeal to other women over the phone is a noble and beautiful thing.

On every issue important to women –

Read : Abortion

from access to healthcare and universal pre-school to equal pay for equal work — Barack is the only candidate who can bring about the change we need.

Ahhh yes, universal healthcare and government sponsered youth indoctrination programs. Because there is nothing a mother appreciates more than having the government make all parental decisions for her!

Join a Women\’s Week of Action event and let other women in your community know why you\’re supporting Barack.

Because there is nothing like another woman telling them what to do, right?

Barack wasr aised by a single mother and grandmother.

One of which is \”a typical white person\” he has thrown under the bus. The other would have been thrown under the bus, but it\’s getting damn crowded under there!

He understands the tough choices that working women in this country face every single day — because he lived it.

Unlike Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton right??

And now, he and I are raising two young girls.

Whom, according to Barack Obama, depending on the circumstances of their conception may or may not be punishment for a mistake.

They are the reason we\’re in this race — to make the world a better place, full of opportunity, for them and for all of our children.

For all our children?? Except the ones you support aborting right?? Even the ones that survive the initial abortion attempt and you support leaving to die??

Wait!!! I get it…the better place you\’re talking about is heaven!?! Gotcha, I\’m picking up what you\’re saying now!

I know that Barack and Joe Biden are a strong team for women and families across the country because they have the record and the commitment to prove it — but it\’s up to supporters like you to help get this message of change out into your communities.

Yes they have the reocrd to prove it. The first and third most extreme liberals in the Senate. Although Obama has really done nothing of record himself. He\’s just attached himself to other people\’s legislation. So that doesn\’t show much committment.

Barack and Joe will pass tax cuts for 95% of American families, ensure that women get equal pay for the same jobs as men, put the needs of working and middle class families ahead of special interests, and change our broken school system so that every single child in this nation has a world-class education from pre-school through college.

Even though Barack Obama has never voted for a tax cut, despite a plethora of chance, he promises to do so this time in spite of voting for 92 tax increases. Really!! Why can\’t you just have the audacity to hope he does??? Remember, he comes from the town of Hopenchange, where he makes lots of promises about stuff, but has never really shown the ability to do any of them.

But they can\’t do it alone. This campaign is counting on us. If women come together to support Barack and Joe, we can bring about the change we need.

Ahhh, now women know their place. Their supposed to get behind Obama and help him rather than, you know, running for office themselves.

Get started today by reaching out to other women in your community:

http://mn.barackobama.com/MNwomensweek

Will you be reaching out to Hillary too??

The future of women and all of our families is at stake in this election.

Yes, because McCain is going to take away your right to abort your family!

Thank you so much for all that you do,

Michelle

No problem sweetie, glad I could help.

[Crossposted at True North]