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I\’d like to thank SNL and the Obama campaign for setting the new low for political discourse. On Saturday, SNL aired a sketch that among other things suggested that Todd Palin may be committing incest with his daughters. Obama has so far had no comment.

In related news, EckerNet.Com has determined that Joe Biden may or may not molest collies!!* We were shocked at this as well. It\’s truly a groundbreaking revelation. Now admittedly this may not be true, but I\’ve seen no evidence to the contrary.

However, to support this claim we do have SOME circumstantial** information.

Ever noticed how much Senator Joe Biden looks an awful lot like Judge Smails (of Caddyshack fame)??

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Amazing…it\’s just eerie. For all we know, they are the same person!!!***

By their own statements, liberals accept Hollywood as the pinnacle example of truth and the ideal of what America should be and what Americans should be like. And in the movie Caddyshack, a movie which any self-respecting American will have memorized, Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) clearly makes reference to Judge Smails having the peculiar habit of \”molesting collies\”. Since it\’s source is Hollywood, I\’ll assume this accusation is beyond dispute.

So given that a person who may or may not actually be Joe Biden, has been accused by reliable source of \”molesting collies\”, I can only assume that is the case.

EckerNet.Com calls on Obama to dismiss his Collie molesting running mate, or at the very least modify his presidential platform to reflect this new principle. We\’d also ask for the sake of decency, ask that he donate at least $50 million to animal shelters within 50 miles of Biden\’s residence.

* Yes this is a parody and is not actually true. If you thought it was real you are the idiot and deserve to be molested by collies.***

** Completely bullshit

*** No they aren\’t dumbass.

**** I\’m not actually advocating collies molest you…just that you deserve it.