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During both the 2000 and 2004 elections, liberals declared that if elected/re-elected Bush would institute a draft. They declare it was necessary to accomplish one or more of the following:

• New World Order
• Iraq War
• Operate the prisoner camps that would dot the landscape
• Ensure sufficient production of Barbie playhouses
• Vanquish Dick Cheney

However, despite repeated promises and our vigilant watch for a draft of any kind, none has yet materialized. Despite there only being a few months left in his term, since the liberals were so adamant, we have to assume Bush is just doing a really good job of writing up the draft before declaring a coup and taking over the world. Either that or liberals are lying out there ass to exploit the fears of young people….nah couldn\’t be.

And we assume it\’s only a matter of time before McCain is accused of wanting a draft as well.

UPDATE : Never mind….McCain has already been accused. We\’re sure they are just as truthful about McCain as they are about Bush. Honestly….trust them!