Today….
August 20th, 2008 by 
Kevin
….nothing happened. Not a damn thing worth talking about. This is clearly your fault. Yes I’m referring to you, even though you think I’m referring to some other reader. So yeah, this is your fault. Let us re-establish our roles for this particular blog.
See my role is to look at the world and bitch about it, or rant about things I find amusing. You on the other hand are supposed to make the world amusing to me. This didn’t happen today and that can only be your fault.
I think we need to sit down and have a serious discussion about your priorities and what is truly important. I know you think your family, job, hobbies, whatever are more important but they are not. You need to get your priorities crooked and realize this blog is more important.
I’ll accept your apologies only if you promise not to let it happen again. So get out there and amuse me.
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August 20th, 2008 at 9:56 am
I’m sorry, but you have to take some of the blame. We all gathered together and had a big party last night, with you as keynote speaker, and you never showed up. Heck, even a big crowd of Obamamaniacs showed up.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:44 am
You really don’t bitch about things, you just repeat talking points you hear on TV and radio. I don’t understand why you’re so upset…there must be something on FOX you can repeat?
August 20th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I understand that on you side of the aisle personal opinions and free thought are a foreign idea, but that doesn’t mean it works the same way for conservatives.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:12 am
I should have added soothsayer to your list of qualities - how else would you know what side of the aisle I’m on?
Assumptions will get you in trouble, Kevin, I’d be careful about them.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Eddy, I’m hardly concerned about your threats/opinions about what you think might happen when I assume.
And I’d have to say it’s a fair assumption of which ideology you belong to. Either I’m right and you’re just pissing into the wind. Or I’m wrong and you are apparently completely misguided in your attempts to harass a fellow traveler.
Either way I’m happy with the end result.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Kevin, you don’t have to have an original thought in order to pontificate, or to throw more gasoline on the smouldering corpse of a bad idea. It’s perfectly OK to echo somebody who’s acturally right– that is, agrees with you– on any issue whatsoever. Heck, Obama never had an original thought in his life, as far as I can tell, and look how many people listen to him! YOU should have such an audience.
Granted, your job is made more difficult because you occasionally attempt coherency, facts and logic, but I’m sure with a bit of practice you can be as great a satirist as Al Franken.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Eh, I dunno about becoming a satirist like Franken. Call me crazy but I just don’t find rape jokes that funny.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
To be satirist like Franken you don’t need to be funny, and you can be as offensive as you like, because you’re a “satirist.” Or a Satyrist, I’m not sure of the spelling.