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DHS Tracking Border Crossing Of US Citizens

August 21st, 2008 by Kevin

Apparently the DHS, in one of their efforts to track potential terrorists, have started to track the border crossing habits of US citizens.

The federal government has been using its system of border checkpoints to greatly expand a database on travelers entering the country by collecting information on all U.S. citizens crossing by land, compiling data that will be stored for 15 years and may be used in criminal and intelligence investigations.

Officials say the Border Crossing Information system, disclosed last month by the Department of Homeland Security in a Federal Register notice, is part of a broader effort to guard against terrorist threats. It also reflects the growing number of government systems containing personal information on Americans that can be shared for a broad range of law enforcement and intelligence purposes, some of which are exempt from some Privacy Act protections.

While international air passenger data has long been captured this way, Customs and Border Protection agents only this year began to log the arrivals of all U.S. citizens across land borders, through which about three-quarters of border entries occur.

Ok now one can certainly make a very credible argument that this is not something the US government should be doing. And its an argument that I would largely agree with. However, let\’s put even that aside for another day.

This type of activity seems a bit wasted to me, or at the very least very premature. This program is logging the passage of people passing through border crossings. I don\’t think its an exaggeration to say that anyone that is doing something the DHS is interested in, isn\’t going to go through a border crossing. And experiences by Border Control agents certainly seems to bear that out, especially drug trafficking.

With a border as porous and unsecured as ours is, it would be a relatively simple matter for any potential terrorists or criminal enterprise to simply go around the border crossings and cross where nobody is watching. So while it\’s nice that the DHS is trying to give us a warm fuzzy feeling perhaps it would be a much more productive use of resources if they would work on establishing bottlenecks (i.e. border crossings) first.


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A McCain Presidency – Brought To You By Putin??

August 21st, 2008 by Kevin

The Georgia vs Russia war does not appear to be going away any time soon. While Russia appears to be withdrawing, it also appears to be building permanent checkpoints within Georgia proper. And they are definitely not leaving South Ossetia.

Since then things have escalated elsewhere. Poland has signed a defense agreement with the US. Syria has signed one with Russia. Poland is harboring interceptor missiles and Ukraine appears to be willing to do the same. NATO has broken relations with Russia. Whether this does lead to a renewed Cold War is yet to be seen, but at the very least it has all the signs that it might.

This alone makes foreign relations and military experience worth three times their weight in gold as far as the presidential election goes. These two areas are also Obama\’s weakest traits….to the point of being non-existant. And they are also among McCain\’s strongest points. These are also not traits that can be compensated for by skillful debate or a particularly well done advertisement. It just is.

If McCain wins the presidency he can likely attribute this just as much to the worsening situation with Russia, as anything else.


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Obligatory Obama\’s Brother Post

August 21st, 2008 by Kevin

Ok everyone is talking about it, or at least will be soon.  So consider this my response to the issue.

Yeah, they found Obama\’s half-brother living in absolute poverty in Nairobi.  If you really need more information, there\’s the link.

That said, let that be the end of it.  This just isn\’t an appropriate issue, even if you want to fling mud.  To a certain extent it does reflect on his character and personality, but it\’s also an personal issue.  When family members inject themselves into the public debate (read: Cindy McCain and Michelle Obama) then fine they are fair game.  But this is clearly not the issue here.

A guy cheating on his wife is one thing, a guy\’s relationship with a blood relative seems quite a different issue.

So let\’s leave it at that.

Topic Ended.


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Today….

August 20th, 2008 by Kevin

….nothing happened.  Not a damn thing worth talking about.  This is clearly your fault.  Yes I\’m referring to you, even though you think I\’m referring to some other reader.  So yeah, this is your fault.  Let us re-establish our roles for this particular blog.

See my role is to look at the world and bitch about it, or rant about things I find amusing.  You on the other hand are supposed to make the world amusing to me.  This didn\’t happen today and that can only be your fault.

I think we need to sit down and have a serious discussion about your priorities and what is truly important.  I know you think your family, job, hobbies, whatever are more important but they are not.  You need to get your priorities crooked and realize this blog is more important.

I\’ll accept your apologies only if you promise not to let it happen again.  So get out there and amuse me.


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Firearms Refresher Course

August 18th, 2008 by Kevin

\”Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. \” – Thomas Jefferson

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it\’s about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. If you don\’t know your rights, you don\’t have any.

8. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

9. What part of \’shall not be infringed\’ do you not understand?

10. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

12. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.

13. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

14. You don\’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

15. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

16. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

17. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

18. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

19. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

20. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

21. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don\’t make more.

22. When you remove the people\’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.

23. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

24. It is better to be in court for protecting yourself with a gun then to be in a coffin for not.

25. We have a Bill of RIGHTS, not a Bill of NEEDS.

[H/T : 50¢]


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Quote Of The Day

August 18th, 2008 by Kevin

Whether you are looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity is, you know, above my pay grade.

Barack Obama, when asked \”At what point does a baby get human rights, in your view?\”

I\’d bet heavily that \”Above His/My/Etc Pay Grade\” is the big hit-phrase for this political season….but that sorta prediction is above my pay grade.

See!! It\’s started already!

UPDATE : Okay seriously, now it\’s starting. And Southern Appeal doesn\’t fool around

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Short. Simple. To The Point. And Politically Devastating.


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EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 40

August 18th, 2008 by Kevin

The Rankings Are As Follows:

For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.

Question : What event are these people attending?
Difficulty Multiplier : Extra credit goes towards answers that do not use \”shit\”, \”poop\” or \”butt\” so if you use them, make it count!

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Previous contests


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Deep Thoughts With Kevin

August 14th, 2008 by Kevin

It\’s time to unleash my thinkiness on my linkiness because my laziness hasn\’t provided me timiness to do some writiness.

\"bullet\" Good News : Your pacemaker is more advanced than you thought. Bad News : Well basically it\’s wireless and someone has already figured out how to kill you via that wireless interface.

\"bullet\" Obama Hates Children…..yeah, the Induced Birth Infant Liability Act is something you\’re probably going to hear about a lot in the coming days. Basically it is a law that would protect the life of infants who survived an attempted abortion. Obama voted against it when he was an Illinois legislator. He claims it was because the bill didn\’t have a neutrality clause….but at one point, in committee (HIS committee) it did, and he still voted against it. Then again this is the same Obama who doesn\’t even know what committees he\’s on so how can you blame the guy.

\"bullet\" How the drop in the price of oil is almost single handily improving our economy.

\"bullet\" Good News : The Iranians finally found a hobby. Bad News : That hobby is apparently to figure out how to launch an effective EMP attack on the United States.

\"bullet\" Time is running out on building that border fence. Congressional mandate expires in December. But PETA might help us pay for it!

\"bullet\" Cindy McCain uses her son\’s service in the military to score political points?? So sad. While I do appreciate their service, I always thought one of the most classy things about McCain is that he stood on his own merit and intentionally did not make mention of his son\’s service.

\"bullet\" Captain Planet was always one of the stupidest and most pointless \”super-heros\” every devised. So I guess it makes sense that Obama is trying to impersonate him.

\"bullet\" Want to ditch your gas guzzling SUV for a more fuel efficient vehicle??? Hold on there fella, chances are it\’s a pretty bone-headed move….and not just because you\’re turning into a smelly hippy.

\"bullet\" Old&Busted : RickRolling New&Sexy : BarackRolling

\"bullet\" Participated in a teleconference with John Kline earlier. The Lady Logician damn near has a transcript of the entire thing, while Capt Ed offers some good commentary on what was discussed.

\"bullet\" How many of the 100 most common English words can you come up with in 5 minutes?? I got 57, how about you?

\"bullet\" How many of the 50 largest countries can you name in 5 minutes?? I got 37, how about you?

\"bullet\" Nancy Pelosi claims to be a Washington outsider??? Just how stupid does she think Americans are?? And just in case there are people that are buying it, I\’m willing to sell the San Fransisco bridge to any takers for the low low prices of $1000.

\"bullet\" Scientist claim to have a theoretical design for a warp drive engine. Basically it boils down to getting around the laws of physics by bending space and time to achieve interdimensional travel. Hmmmm, I think I\’ve seen this before and it didn\’t turn out too well for them if I remember right. Liberate tutame ex inferis

\"bullet\" The Democratic Party platform, the one Obama claims he supports, still includes reinstating an Assault Weapons Ban.

\"bullet\" Finally we\’ve found Bigfoot, to be revealed on Friday….supposedly. In related news, still no cure for cancer, AIDS, or mono.

\"bullet\" An agreement between the US and Iraq has been reached. Assuming continued progress on the level of violence, troops are out in three years. And by this time next year, they\’ll be mostly in large bases outside the cities.


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Senator Dorgan Fails Economics

August 14th, 2008 by Kevin

Oh how cute, Senator Dorgan (D – ND) is in a tizzy about corporations and how much in taxes they pay.

The study by the Government Accountability Office, expected to be released today, said two-thirds of U.S. corporations paid no federal income taxes between 1998 and 2005, and about 68 percent of foreign companies doing business in the U.S. avoided corporate taxes over the same period.

Collectively, the companies reported trillions of dollars in sales, according to GAO\’s estimate.

\”It\’s shameful that so many corporations make big profits and pay nothing to support our country,\” said Sen. Byron Dorgan, D-N.D., who asked for the GAO study with Sen. Carl Levin, D-Mich.

Sigh.

Let me make this easy for you Dorgan. Companies don\’t pay taxes, income or otherwise…..ever. However, companies do occasionally incur costs, imposed by the government, that they simply pass on to their customers in the form of higher prices. You may call these costs taxes, but businesses call it \”cost of doing business\”, and taxpayers (and voters) call it high prices they can\’t afford.

In much the same way, companies don\’t really have profits. Profits end up going to either stockholders, or else they are invested in further business, which creates more jobs. This investment may or may not make them more \”profits\”.

It\’s really that simple guy. Try to keep up.


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Naval Blockade Of Iran Likely

August 14th, 2008 by Kevin

I wrote previously that we had sent two aircraft carriers and their battle groups to join two battlegroups already in the Persian Gulf, and about the significance of this move. At the time I theorized that the move was related to a move against Iran, but then later thought that perhaps we have advance knowledge of the strike on Georgia. Turns out, not only was I right on both counts, but what I then termed as \”not a trivial chess piece in a global chessboard\” is just the tip of the iceberg.

There is a massive naval fleet heading for the gulf, most of which just completed Operation Brimstone, a joint US/UK/French/Brazil naval wargame. From descriptions of Operation Brimstone, it appears it concentrated on international cooperation to conduct military operations in littoral waters. All handy skills to have if one is planning a international naval blockade of another country.

Previously, I was aware of only the USS Theodore Roosevelt, the USS Ronald Reagan and their battle groups heading for the Gulf. Now it appears they are joined by the USS Iwo Jima, an amphibious assault ship (similar to the Peleliu), the UK Royal Navy HMS Ark Royal aircraft carrier, and her battle group, along with assorted French naval assets including the nuclear attack submarine Amethyste and French Naval Rafale fighter jets on-board the USS Theodore Roosevelt. By virtually any measure, that is a massive amount of firepower, especially combined with the forces already in the Gulf. Forces which include the USS Abraham Lincoln and her battlegroup, the USS Peleliu and her battle group, at least one US nuclear attack sub and miscellaneous other forces. This is the largest buildup of US allied naval forces in the Gulf since the invasion of Iraq.

There are several possible reasons for this buildup of forces:
1) The US and several allies have decided to enforce at least a partial naval blockade of Iran
2) The US and several allies are preparing for an Israeli and/or US strike on Iranian nuclear facilities
3) The US and several allies are preparing for an invasion of Iran.

Option #3 is the least likely, as this buildup is happening absent any major redeployment of air and ground forces. Both of these would be necessary for an invasion. Also with it\’s easily deployed ground forces already committed in Iraq and Afghanistan, and with the potential of action in Georgia. The timing of this, make option #3 severely unlikely.

Option #2 while possible, has become increasingly unlikely. Israel certainly has the capability. And if they feel the US isn\’t gonna do it, then they may feel the need to step up. And they may very well be at that stage. However, the US just rejected a request from Israel for military equipment necessary to make a strike on Iran. So clearly the Israelis lack some equipment necessary to make a strike. Even if they could manufacture it themselves, they are clearly not at a stage were a strike on Iran is imminent hence no need for a force buildup.

Which leaves us option #3, which I think it increasingly likely, especially considering that a majority of the forces involved just participated in a training exercise practicing precisely this. Plus a naval blockade would be a likely next step in the escalation of force to get Iran to comply with UN demands. While Iran is rich in oil, it has limited domestic refining capability. Which means while it exports lots of oil, it also has to import benzene in massive quantities. So a naval blockade would cripple their economy and that tends to draw attention.

Now certainly a much smaller force would certainly be capable of a naval blockade. The fact that such a large force is being arrayed also says quite a bit about the operational planning that went into this, and tends to imply two different possibilities.

First that it was considered possible that such a blockade would be resisted either by Iran or others (i.e. Russia). In the latter case, this formidable force would likely be intended to make intervention seem futile, or at least impractical. While Russia does have forces in the area, most notably the carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, in the Mediterranean, it\’s aircraft would have to pass over Iraq, and the US forces deployed there, in order to reach this flotilla.

Almost certainly the Iranians would attempt to resist as well, through quite a few different methods. Air attacks from land based aircraft would seemingly be met by aircraft from the four different carriers. Helicopters from the amphibious assault ships would likely be tasked to anti-sub detail. And the numerous warships in the battlegroups would fend of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard high-speed boats, functioning as suicide boats, similar to the attack on the USS Cole.

Almost certainly there would be an attempt by Iran to close the oil route chokepoint (only 21 miles wide) of the Strait of Hormuz, since one side is controlled by Iran, and the other by US allies United Arab Emirates and Oman. With the forces currently being positioned in the Gulf, it seems very likely that the US would be able to keep this route open, and prevent any attempts by Iran to break through the blockade.

Of course, a naval blockade is generally considered an act of war. So it\’s unlikely that everything will be just this simple. The board is set, the chess pieces are moving. This game is about to get interesting.


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