EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 41
August 25th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- NightWriter : 4
- Dan S : 4
- Lloyd :4
- Drunkguy :3
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Tiger Lilly : 1
- Uncle Ben : 1
- J Ewing : 1
- Professor_Rackmaster : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What new Olympic event does this picture show?
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August 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Singing opera while turtle diving.
(Doesn’t the one in the air look like she’s imitating a turtle?)
August 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Performing back-breaking stunts while wearing the most eye-liquefying swimsuit ever.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Gee. And here I thought it was the Human Water Fountain event.
The woman still in the pool is admiring the spray from the airborne one.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Rhythmic Obama Watching.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I’m not sure what event it is, but I’m pretty certain the contestants represent the Lollipop Guild.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
And no matter what Ben might suggest, this picture has nothing to do with the placement of gerbils.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
The Big Immaculate “O” Conception.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Dolphinoids! Anything you can do, they can do better. Anything you can do, they can do really creepy.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
First breathes, just moment after birth. God bless Obama.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Hey! Look at this neat-o beach ball I just bought! Looks almost like me, doesn’t it? Very clever, these Chinese.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I guess the event would thus be Beach Ball bingo.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
It looks like the Women’s Reverse Cannonball event to me. Ooh boy is that gonna hurt.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Contorted Water Irrumatio
August 27th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Jimmy: Billy Bob?
Billy Bob: Yeah Jimmy.
J: What’s wrong with that top one’s body?
BB: Nothing at all. [with a grin on his face]
J: What do you mean?
BB: What do you mean?
J: No look, she’s all twisted and contorted.
BB: I know.
J: Then why can’t you see that something is wrong with her?
BB: Well, I got her number and that is my date this Saturday night.
J: Oh.
BB: Yep.
J: Well if you put it that way, can you see if her friend can do that too?
BB: Why?
J: Maybe we can double date.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
X-Treme Cannonball!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 8:42 pm