EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 40
August 18th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- NightWriter : 4
- Dan S : 4
- Lloyd :4
- Drunkguy :3
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Tiger Lilly
- J Ewing : 1
- Professor_Rackmaster : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What event are these people attending?
Difficulty Multiplier : Extra credit goes towards answers that do not use “shit”, “poop” or “butt” so if you use them, make it count!
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August 18th, 2008 at 10:31 am
A crap festival.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I believe that the knowledge required to describe this phenomenon is above my pay grade.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
My guess . . . new experimental form of colonoscopy.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
These are all guests entering the reception at Ryan Rhodes’ recent wedding.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
The Anarkids lining up to get their “Poop Bombs” in time for the political conventions.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Eager crowds lining up at a rally in front of the latest Obama logo.
August 18th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Duty bound liberals are reloading Barrack Obama’s campaign following the hard fought primary battle with the thick ankled Senator from New York.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I’d do anything for a Klondyke Bar.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:43 am
The moon is comin’ out…everwhere…
August 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
GERBILS ‘R’ Us
Grand Opening!!! (so to speak)
August 21st, 2008 at 7:28 am
shit, poop, butt…
take that and shove it up your giant ass poster…
August 21st, 2008 at 11:41 am
They’re heading into the National Moonshine Event.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Ok Uncle Ben, that’s just disgusting. Which obviously makes you the winner!