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As you probably know, the Democrat National Convention starts this week. It will be covered non-stop 24/7 and the media will go into near orgasmic frenzy over the coronation of the Messiah. It’s gonna take a strong heart, a sound mind and a herculean liver to make it through the week.

We present the official EckerNet DNC Drinking Game…

Take one drink for each of the following:

• You hear the word “Change”, “Hope”, “Audacity” or something is declared a distraction
• A female member of the audience passes out
• The debate over global warming is declared over
• The Georgian conflict is mentioned
• Halliburton or Enron are blamed for something
• Someone brags about how “green” the convention is
• Someone blames Bush for anything
• The camera focuses on any minority

Take two drinks for each of the following:

• You hear the word “Nazi”, “Facist”, “Neo-Con” or “diversity”
• A draft is mentioned.
• Someone makes mention of their plan for peace anywhere
• Someone claims to “support our troops”

Take three drinks for each of the following:

• Iraq is mentioned
• Anyone mentions their own military service
• Camera catches someone in mid-yawn
• A protester is dragged out of the room
• Anyone admits they made a mistake

Finish your drink for the following:

• Obama makes it through his speech without a single “uh”
• Blogs, bloggers, or blogging is mentioned
• A fistfight ensues

Down a liter of your favorite alcohol if:

• Karl Rove makes an appearance
• Al Gore removes his head, proving he’s really a robot
• Cheney appears and shoots someone
• Drink another bottle if he does it on purpose
• Ted Kennedy apologizes for killing Mary Jo Kopechne

For multiple players:

• Every time the “rich” are mentioned, the person with the most in their drink has to “donate” some of his/her drink to the others in the room.
• If “for the children” is uttered, the oldest person in the room, has to refill everyone’s drink

X rated version:

• Every time global warming, Al Gore, polar bears, Katrina or carbon credits are mentioned, lose an article of clothing.

DISCLAIMER : We take no responsibility for anything that happens as a result of actually participating in this game. And by anything I mean anything. That includes drunkeness, liver failure, pregnancy, vomiting, divorce, marriage, adoption, restraining orders, etc.