EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 39
July 17th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- NightWriter : 4
- Dan S : 4
- Lloyd :4
- Drunkguy :3
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- J Ewing : 1
- Professor_Rackmaster : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : Caption this picture…
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July 18th, 2008 at 4:18 am
In anticipation of Al Qaida targeting summer vacation destinations, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) conducted training in San Antonio for local law enforcement and emergency personnel. Seen here are various Bungee victims getting ready for the beginning of the exercise.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Inspired by the Award Winning and federally funded Andres Serrano’s “Piss Christ“, also soon to release another work created with a buffet of poo and having received their own grant from the National Endowment of the Arts, the Siren’s of Suspension, a Women’s Artistic Troop started work today on their latest work, “Flying Femmes of Flatulence”
July 18th, 2008 at 10:49 am
I don’t know about you, but doesn’t it seem like these dating services are getting a little out of hand, looking more and more like a meat market?
July 19th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Do these ropes make me look fat?
July 19th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
What color are they when they’re ripe?
July 20th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I’ll take the pink one!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
swing your partner round and round…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:39 am
When someone tells you to ’show them the ropes’, don’t let it get out of hand.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
National Weavers Association (NWA) goes wrong.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“Eeek! A mouse!”
July 21st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Code Pink’s crack commando squad training for their assault on the RNC Convention.
July 21st, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Jimmy: Billy Bob.
Billy Bob: Yeah Jimmy.
J: I can see that girl’s boobies.
BB: Jimmy, that’s no chick.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:55 pm
The National Trials of the Olympic “Piss Up a Rope” competition.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
Landslide McCain victory prompts extreme reaction from left. All suicide attempts failed in typical Democrat form, however.
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
It’s the Inbred Circus!
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
AP: Contestants from 17 countries auditioned today for the lead role in “Team America, World Police II - Ronery in Beijing.” The setting for the sequel is the 2008 Olympics, and its release will coincide with the opening ceremonies to this summer’s games.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:46 am
While I’m sincerely tempted to make Tiger Lilly the Susan Lucci/Harold Stassen/Pat Paulsen of my photo contests, I have to give this win to her.
July 26th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Mwahahahahaaa…another crucial step towards world domination….