Comments on: Happy Birthday To Me!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:06:27 +0000

Well yeah….I live by three rules of health

1) Blood stays inside the body
2) Air goes in and out
3) Don’t piss off anyone with their own howitzer

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:13:58 +0000

Yeah, she did. You want to come get it out my back yard? The neighbors are getting pissy ever since I test-fired their cat out of it.

I gotta love that woman, though.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:57:47 +0000

She bought me a howitzer???

Wow….thank you!!!!

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:47:33 +0000

Kev – I’ve seen your present. Let’s just say I don’t think you’ll be having any more trouble with any problem neighbors.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:32:42 +0000

Rev. Mother : Wow, thanks! I’m truly honored. Although I’m a little worried about what you might see that would immediately make you think of me.

Lloyd : Wow….that’s impressive. Your skills are beyond measure.

By: Lloyd

Lloyd — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:51:50 +0000

I wrote a Birthday Haiku just for you:

Happy Birthday You,
Born in the Summer You Were,
Drink More Beer, Assface

There’s a reason MDE voted me as Minnesota’s Poet Laureate…Happy Birthday!!

By: Rev. Mother

Rev. Mother — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:21:16 +0000

Happy Birthday Kevin,
You’re not so old.
I have a present for you. I saw something that reminded me of you and I just had to buy it. Hopefully, if we ever see you, I’ll have it along.

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:34:46 +0000

Gee, it’s so hard to tell them apart…

By: J. Ewing

J. Ewing — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:46:20 +0000

Gee, within a few more years and a few more gray hairs, we’ll have to start taking you seriously.

Happy Birthday, you deserve it.

By: Mall Diva

Mall Diva — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:44:42 +0000

Man, you ARE old!! I would get you a package of Depends, but I don’t want to hurt your feelings. You’ve probably been using them for a couple years nnow.

Anyway, I hope you had fun at your little concert and that the music wasn’t to loud for ya.

Happy Birthday!!!!