EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 38
June 12th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- NightWriter : 4
- Dan S : 4
- Lloyd :4
- Drunkguy :3
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Professor_Rackmaster : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : Caption this picture…
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June 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am
“Fuel runs short airline employees strained”
June 12th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Vertically-Challenged Airline Employees Do Their Small Part To Curb Global Warming By Pulling Airliners Cross-Country to Reduce Emissions. Passengers: Not Impressed.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:28 am
A new game! First little person to have their face freeze like that wins!
They all look like they’re constipated, or something like that.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
LOST IN TRANSLATION: Management’s plan to reduce the SIZE of rising fuel prices is misinterpreted by Ground Operations workers and is to blame for a string of recent airline failures.
New employees that were hired to execute this plan have been quoted as saying, “I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.”
June 12th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
John McCain: “I support environmentally friendly jet fuel. And yes, I’m an idiot.”
June 13th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Follow the yellow brick runway…
June 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Excerpt from the Union’s newsletter:
“Northwest Airlines again balancing budget on the backs of the little people.”
June 13th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Gee, and I thought that the people leading Northworst Airlines were just a bunch of mental midgets.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Fuel prices causing FedEx to reintroduce Puny Express.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Jimmy: Billy Bob?
Billy Bob: Yeah, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I hate these short hops.
Billy Bob: Me too, Jimmy.
Enough? I’ve got more…”
June 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Headline: “Fuel Costs Dwarf Other Airline Woes”
June 13th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Obama’s new plan to combat global warming while helping the little people.
June 15th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
SPY PHOTO!
Al Gore is researching new ways for the lier jet liberal community to reduce their carbon footprint. He is in the final stages of perfecting an eco-friendly alternative to the carbon belching ground vehicles at airports.
Bonus!
The wee-man powered ground crews even fit in the overhead compartments.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Double bonus! (per AAA’s comment above):
Just look how tiny their carbon footprints are!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
We have a new horse in the race, J. Ewing wins!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I’m filing an appeal.