Oh The Humanity
May 13th, 2008 by 
Kevin
Ok I’m ready to go into panic mode now. Now this economic recession is really out of control. High unemployment I handle…even though it isn’t happen. A shrinking economy I can live with…even though that’s not happening either. Widespread economic collapse I could probably find a silver lining to….even though that’s not happening either
But this is absolutely the last straw…this is just absolutely disastrous news. Brace yourself….Playboy is losing money. Clearly something must be done. I demand a government program to help out all those Playmates that may lose their jobs!!! To that end, I’m willing to offer up my front yard as a location for the federal government to put them to work. Build a bridge, dig a hole, whatever you want.
Here’s an effort we can all get behind…and not just because of the view. Save the Playmates, collect the whole set!
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