EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 37
May 9th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- NightWriter : 4
- Dan S : 4
- Lloyd :4
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Drunkguy : 2
- Professor_Rackmaster : 1
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What is President Bush saying?
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May 9th, 2008 at 7:54 am
holy sh!t, what the hell was in my orange juice this morning? hilary is starting to look good…
May 9th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
“No way, you’re not gettin’ my nuts, Mr. Squirrelly Squirrel — you can’t outsmart me!”
(deferring to KD and/or NW for the “Nutty Buddy” jokes)
May 9th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“People are always questioning my judgment. I hate that.
Rove said it was better strategery to go with Bullwinkle, but I think Rocky will make a much better Supreme Court Justice. That’s why I’m the decider.”
May 9th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“I, for one, welcome our new squirrel overlords.”
May 9th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
“Yer doin’ a heckuva job, Brownie.”
May 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
“Now that you’ve married my daughter, we have some rules.”
“You see, once you are out of the circle of trust…”
May 10th, 2008 at 9:12 am
And now the case against kingdavid will commence, with squirrel representative Pecan McAlmond present.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I fully understand your position, but that’s not quite what Yale Law School considers ‘legacy’, and you don’t meet current Supreme Court guidelines as a ‘protected minority’.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
This time, I have the utmost faith in THIS NEW Attorney General, please help me welcome Michael “Nuts” Mukasey.
(it sorta looks like him, doesn’t it?)
May 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Hmmmm. I got to get into this dude’s pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who’s the gopher’s ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. That’s it - I’m being set up!
May 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
It’s been 10 days! Hurry up and post the winner already!
May 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
LOL, I’m very tempted to declare Night Writer the winner for quoting one of my favorite movies.
However, the winner slot goes to drunkguy, mostly because his answer matches so perfectly to the expression on Bush’s face.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Just trying to get back in the judge’s good graces.
Personally, I liked the “You’re doing a heckuva jog, Brownie” line.