Says The Man With FIVE Children…
April 3rd, 2008 by 
Kevin
There appears to be a shift in the favorite reason for Global Warming™ :
Old&Busted : Carbon
New&Sexy : Too many children….
One way to combat global warming, [Ted] Turner said, is to stabilize the population.
\”We\’re too many people; that\’s why we have global warming,\” he said. \”Too many people are using too much stuff.\”
Turner suggested that \”on a voluntary basis, everybody in the world\’s got to pledge to themselves that one or two children is it.\”
Ted, you idea intrigues me, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter…
But what especially intrigues me is which three of your five children you are ready to abort…
- Laura Lee (46 years old)
- Robert Edward (45 years old)
- Rhett (40 years old)
- Beauregard (39 years old)
- Jennie (38 years old)
Or is this one of those famous cases where liberals insist the rules only apply to OTHER people, not themselves??
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