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After basically the entire New York Democratic Party admitted to using prostitutes*, things sorta calmed down for awhile. Now yet another Democrat has been found to be carnal with persons not their spouse.

The co-founder and former CEO of the liberal-progressive Democracy Radio and husband of U.S. Senator Debbie Stabenow was caught in February by a Troy police sting aimed at catching prostitutes, according to a police report.

His case is slightly different than Spitzer, in that he only paid $150 rather than $1000. And while Spitzer paid by the hour, Stabenow was in and out (pun most certainly intended) within 15 minutes.

However, it does indicate a potentially severe logistical problem for the DNC’s National Convention in Denver. So to help avoid any problems, I’d like to make the following suggestion:

Could all prostitutes attending the convention for “business reasons” please reserve your hotel rooms immediately?? We don’t want to be stuck without a sufficient number of prostitutes. So please reserve your rooms in advance. After checking in if you could please notify the DNC of your hotel and room number, they will publicize it so that time/effort is not wasted by delegates/politicians attending the convention.

Thank you. Enjoy the convention and remember that this year’s convention is sponsored by Durex.

* Ok it’s a slight exaggeration, but when BOTH (Spitzer and Paterson) the people at the top of your ticket, well, it’s fairly safe as a tongue-in-cheek (whose cheek we’re not implying) statement to make.