Comments on: EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 35

By: Lloyd

Lloyd — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:00:35 +0000

“and now I’m waiting for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, because if I have to spend another minute with you, I don’t think that I can survive”

Hey wait, I think were back to Night Writer’s blind date reference…

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:29:12 +0000

For the record, do you know what happens if you Google “Walrus of Love”?

You get all kinds of Barry White links! It’s true…try it!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:41:17 +0000

For the incredibly disturbing, yet amusing, paradise by the dashboard lights reference I’m declaring Lloyd the winner.

And I’m considering taking points away from Nightwriter for alternately disgusting and insulting the judge!!

We now have a three way tie for second.

By: Rev. Mother

Rev. Mother — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:49:10 +0000

Promise her anything, but give her Walnettos.

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:39:26 +0000

Hey – I just thought of a distinctive title for these little competitions:

Kevin’s Karoake Kaption Kontest!

By: jroosh

jroosh — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:13:29 +0000

(HER)
Here we are, just the two of us together
Takin’ this crazy chance to be all alone
We both know that we should not be together
‘Cause if we’re found out, it could mess up
Both our happy homes

(HIM)
I hate to think about us all meetin’ up together
‘Cause as soon as I look at you it will show on my face, yeah
Then they’ll know that we’ve been loving each other
We can’t let ‘em know, no, no, no
We can’t leave a trace

(BOTH)
Secret blubber, yeah, that’s what you are
We shouldn’t be together
But we can’t let go, no, no
‘Cause we love each other so
Ooh…ooh…

(HER)
Sittin’ at home, I do nothin’ all day
But I think about you and hope that you’re okay
Hopin’ you’ll call before anyone gets home
I wait anxiously alone by the phone

(HIM)
How could something so wrong be so right
I wish we didn’t have to keep our love out of sight, yeah
Livin’ two lives just ain’t easy at all
But we gotta hang on in there or fall

CHORUS:
(BOTH)
Secret blubber, yeah, that’s what we are
Tryin’ so hard to hide the way we feel (and that you’re just a big seal)
‘Cause we both belong to someone else
But we can’t let go
‘Cause what we feel is, oh, so real
So real, and you’re a seal

(BOTH)
You and me, are we fair
Is this cruel or do we care
Can they tell what’s in our minds
Maybe they’ve had secret loves all of the time

(HIM)
In the middle of makin’ love we notice the time
We both get nervous ‘cause it’s way after nine

(HER)
Even though we hate it, we know it’s time that we go
We gotta be careful so that no one will know

CHORUS
So real, you’re a seal

By: Tiger Lilly

Tiger Lilly — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:40:16 +0000

Sweet nothings, sweet nothings, sweet nothings…

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:13:03 +0000

Girl: “This is absolutely the LAST time I let Kevin Ecker set me up with a blind date.”

Walrus: “Ebony, and ivory, live together on my piano keyboard, why can’t we?”

Hey Stover – was that a Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley reference?

By: Dan S.

Dan S. — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:22:05 +0000

“What’s the matter, baby? You’re acting like a cold fish today.”

- or -

“Wanna be my chum?”

By: Lloyd

Lloyd — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:31:34 +0000

Will you love me forever? Will you love me forever?
Baby Baby let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the morning
I got to know right now!!

(Gratuitous Meatloaf Entry)