Priorities Crooked…Very Crooked
March 14th, 2008 by 
Kevin
Florida is pretty much synonymous with government incompetence. Something as simple as an election is beyond them and if you’re ever stopped by Fark, you know that Florida is the spazmatic mentally-deficient stepchild of America. Yes despite all that, apparently they have solved every single problem that government possibly can….because instead of doing something worthwhile, they are making sure restaurants have enough toilet paper.
Wow….it’s a good thing they’ve tackled that pressing issue. It’s been keeping me up nights.
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March 14th, 2008 at 8:14 am
The law mandates that there be “enough” toilet paper in the booth stall when you go in, but will it eliminate those damn hanging chads? I hate those.
March 15th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
It’s about time for this law! Currently, if you run out of TP in a public bathroom, you are supposed to tap your foot and then run your hand under the divider. That’s the international signal that you need some TP and the person next to you will give you some. Don’t believe me? Try it!