Comments on: EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 34

By: Night Writer

Night Writer — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:25:28 +0000

I’d protest again, but I’m afraid I’d get the Night “I Whine Like AAA” Writer label when all I’m trying to do is move into a tie for first place.

Lloyd — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:24:01 +0000

“Derka Derka Jihaad Muhamed Ali”
Translation: I owe my success to the movie “Team America” for my mastery of the the Arabic language.

Tiger Lilly — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:47:39 +0000

GAH!!!!!!!
Alas, I feel my life has no meaning until I win one of these contests.

Not really.

Kevin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:20:53 +0000

That said, there were lots of good entries for this one….

Tiger Lilly was an early favorite, until her father’s fabric softener entry.

But I have to give the winner to Lloyd.

Kevin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:18:53 +0000

I’m kinda surprised nobody entered the obvious :

What do we want??

Protest Signs!

When do we want them??

Now!!

Dan S. — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:52:26 +0000

“We’re wearing our best burqas,
Big sticks we got a lotta.
We’re waiting patiently,
for the Infidel Piñata!”

Happy Birthday, Osama!!

Lloyd — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:55:18 +0000

Derka Derka Derka
We hate our stinking Burka

Derka Derka Dick
Up your butt with this stinking stick

Lady Dog — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:13:25 +0000

1-2-3-4: We won’t be oppressed no more

5-6-7-8: We won’t buy into your hate

9-10-11-12: Put your Burka on the shelve

13-14-15-16: Um, never mind… We can’t count that far. Go back to 1-2-3-4

Night Writer — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:32:39 +0000

Person with bullhorn: “What do we want?”

Women: “Fabric softener!”

Bullhorn: “When do we want it?”

Women: “Now!”

Night Writer — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:31:10 +0000

Hmmmm.

“She was a long, cool women in a black burqa…”

(Loved the ouga-chaka, btw).