EckerNet Super-Cool Exciting Contest!! Part 34
March 20th, 2008 by 
Kevin
The Rankings Are As Follows:
- Triple “I Whine Like A Child” A : 5
- NightWriter : 4
- Dan S : 4
- Mall Diva : 3
- jroosh : 2
- Harvey : 2
- Bogus Doug : 2
- Aelfheld : 2
- Sola-Man : 2
- Bobby_B : 2
- Drunkguy : 2
- Lloyd :2
- kingdavid : 1
- tommy g : 1
- spurringirl : 1
For this contest you get to make up your own answers!! That’s right…just pretend you’re a real life journalist and just make shit up. Post answers in the comments. They will be judged on creativity, plausibility and humor.
Question : What are they chanting?
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March 21st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!Ouga Chaka ouga!
I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don’t realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah
I’m hooked on a feeling,
I’m high on believing,
That you’re in love with me.
Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.
I got it bad for you girl,
But I don’t need a cure,
I’ll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we’re all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.
I’mmm, I’mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me.
All the good love, when we’re all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.
Ahaha I’m hooked on a feeling,
I’m high on believing,
That you’re in love with me.
I’m hooked on a feeling,
I’m high on believing,
That you’re in love with me.
I say I’m hooked on a feeling,
And I’m high on believing,
That you’re in love with me.
I’m hooked on a feeling.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Jroosh – it makes me think of Ian Dury and the Blockheads:
In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Je t’adore, ich liebe dich,
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro.
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Das ist gut! C’est fantastique!
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
It’s nice to be a lunatic.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Over hills and far away
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
C’est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Two fat persons, click, click, click.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! Ow!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! hit me!
Hit me (x5)
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am
Heee ay ay suu dom een ay! *whacks themselves in the head with stick* Don ar ay rees requiem! *repeat stick whacking*
Yes, I took that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And no, that’s not the actual spelling.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Gah! Tiger Lilly’s played the Monty Python card! Why didn’t I think of that?
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:20 am
I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple raiments
Purple rain purple raiments
Purple rain purple raiments
Purple rain purple raiments
I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple raiments
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Hmmmm.
“She was a long, cool women in a black burqa…”
(Loved the ouga-chaka, btw).
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Person with bullhorn: “What do we want?”
Women: “Fabric softener!”
Bullhorn: “When do we want it?”
Women: “Now!”
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
1-2-3-4: We won’t be oppressed no more
5-6-7-8: We won’t buy into your hate
9-10-11-12: Put your Burka on the shelve
13-14-15-16: Um, never mind… We can’t count that far. Go back to 1-2-3-4
March 24th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Derka Derka Derka
We hate our stinking Burka
Derka Derka Dick
Up your butt with this stinking stick
March 25th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
“We’re wearing our best burqas,
Big sticks we got a lotta.
We’re waiting patiently,
for the Infidel Piñata!”
Happy Birthday, Osama!!
March 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I’m kinda surprised nobody entered the obvious :
What do we want??
Protest Signs!
When do we want them??
Now!!
March 26th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
That said, there were lots of good entries for this one….
Tiger Lilly was an early favorite, until her father’s fabric softener entry.
But I have to give the winner to Lloyd.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:47 am
GAH!!!!!!!
Alas, I feel my life has no meaning until I win one of these contests.
Not really.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:24 am
“Derka Derka Jihaad Muhamed Ali”
Translation: I owe my success to the movie “Team America” for my mastery of the the Arabic language.
March 27th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I’d protest again, but I’m afraid I’d get the Night “I Whine Like AAA” Writer label when all I’m trying to do is move into a tie for first place.